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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Who in the Cult of the Dragon can be turned?

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The answer to this question has three parts.

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The first you will find on your current path and quite near, but you must move quick as

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his light grows darker as the seconds pass.

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You hear grinding stone coming from the northern wall.

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You see six blizzard folk readying their clubs and javelins, holding spiked shields,

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charging forward in attack.

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You walk down some steep stairs that lead to an uneven stone bridge.

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Moisture drips down from the high ceiling, covering the bridge in a slick moss.

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Flint and New Laura, you make it across, but you hear from behind you the slip and

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the, what sound would Thea make as she slips and falls into a dark pit?

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Ah, fuck!

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You fall 80 feet.

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As I fall, I hug myself like fuck and I cast Cure Wounds upon myself.

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You grasp yourself and regain 10 hit points.

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As you feel yourself hit the solid stone floor, and you take 36 bludgeoning damage.

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Ooh, boy!

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Fairly conscious as you look around you and see the beady eyes of many yonty young swarming

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around you.

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Welcome to Jemjins and Dragons.

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We are a fifth edition D&D podcast.

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With me today, as always, is our wonderful DM, Russ More.

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Thank you for having me.

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I enjoy being here.

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And playing New Laura is Carla Johnson.

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Hey, I like this new intro style.

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This is pretty fun.

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And last, but certainly not least, Tom Laird, playing Flint Firebeard.

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I'm totally leased.

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Well, I wasn't going to say it.

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Yeah, I really like this new intro, too.

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I think this should be liked in every time.

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I like it.

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I like it.

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Two notes.

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You called us Jemjins and Dragons.

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I did not.

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You did.

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Second note, you didn't introduce yourself.

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And last, last, but.

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I mean, in Amy's defense, I'm pretty sure we're undergoing an aggressive rebrand to Jemjins

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and Dragons.

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This is how we're telling you, Russ.

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We have a new name.

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Don't worry.

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I'm going to play it back right now.

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It's going to be like Jemjins, Jemjins, Jemjins, Jemjins, Jemjins, Jemjins, Jemjins

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and Dragons.

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I look forward to listening to it.

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Okay.

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That's good.

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Welcome, everybody.

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Yeah, you're Amy More.

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Amy already said welcome, everybody.

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I did.

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Get with the times, Russ.

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I don't remember saying Jemjins.

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I didn't notice.

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Honestly, I didn't think you did it.

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But as Russ said, I'm sure he's now going to have another loop of you saying it.

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So I guess you did.

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Yeah.

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You should probably just let it go otherwise.

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You know what?

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I'm going to go ahead and say that Amy said it right and Russ is wrong.

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We're going to see who's going to be in cronics.

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We're going to have to.

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Guys, my character is going to get killed tonight.

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I'm sorry.

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Are you currently at 10 hit points?

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At the bottom of a pit?

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I don't know, but I will be in about 30 seconds.

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I don't think you will be.

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And Flint is pushed.

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I believe I believe that maybe you guys are just going to save the day.

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We're going to save the hell out of you.

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You're going to be fine.

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I'm very excited.

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It's all good.

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Don't worry.

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No pressure on anybody dying.

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Maybe if you if you're looking for more of Jemjins and dragons, you're not going

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to find us under Jemjins and dragons.

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But if you go to Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast or Jem dragon cast or Jem dragon cast

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I hate you with with a silent D U M B instead of a D J H Z shut up with your spelling.

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We are up there.

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And if you become a patron and join our community for as little as a dollar a month,

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Hey, we know them.

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They're great.

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They're super awesome.

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They've got Bros and Dragons.

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They have.

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I lost it.

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I'm drinking beer.

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Yeah.

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Doc and the guys over there put on an excellent show.

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You should go check them out.

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I'm also on that show.

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You are also on that show.

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I am.

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They've got a big season finale coming up or just happening depending on when this

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episode comes out at the end of the month.

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So it'll be coming out soon.

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It'll be coming out soon, I think.

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Listen closely for my big motivating speech that isn't at all causing me major anxiety

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issues.

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Excellent.

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I look forward to it.

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You just need to watch a lot of like Braveheart and The Matrix.

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Maybe some read over some Sir Winston Churchill speeches.

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Just don't watch any Neville Chamberlain speeches because that is totally the wrong

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attitude.

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Yeah.

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History.

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all that great stuff over on our Patreon page.

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Yeah.

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Thanks, guys.

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We really appreciate you.

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Dums and Sidescroller episodes, just visit Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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Check it out.

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And we'd love to have you over there.

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You said check it out.

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I said check it out.

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There wasn't a chuck.

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It was definitely a chuck.

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Don't worry.

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We'll play that one back, too.

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Check, check, check it out.

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Good.

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And you'll hear shh, shh, shh.

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Oh, man.

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Now I'm all nervous because any time anybody misspeaks, it's like they're just going

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to get it.

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No, you guys are fine.

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You guys are fine.

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Neither one of you is married to me and then has criticized my speaking.

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So you're totally good.

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You know what?

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That is a valid point.

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You're totally good.

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It's fine.

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It's fine.

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Basically, the only reason I'm here, I think, is to criticize people speaking.

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Okay, I'm done.

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None of us just corrected him.

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We just let that lie.

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You guys are like, Amy's got this.

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I'm sure she's given the worst stink eye right now.

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And I did.

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So everybody remember what happened last time.

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I'm laying at the bottom of a pit, just a shell, just a broken woman surrounded

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by...

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We also discussed the Christmas card photo.

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I think that took up a lot of time.

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Oh, yeah.

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Christmas card photo.

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I need a picture of your lovely faces.

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It doesn't have to be in any weird pose because I've got an idea in my mind.

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That's better than my idea?

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Yeah, because your idea is going to take much longer to do.

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So I just need a picture of your smiling, lovely faces.

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And I'll put it on a card and it will be great.

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Sooner rather than later.

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Thanks.

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Okay.

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And this ends this episode of Card Chat.

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Our new podcast within a podcast.

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Can we start?

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Because I have something I want to do because I'm in imminent danger right now.

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And I got to like fix shit.

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Okay.

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We're going to play some D&D now.

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Let's fucking play.

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Okay.

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As you recall, Thea slips on a slimy bridge and falls...

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You're going to say banana peel.

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Nope.

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It's fucking banana peels keep popping up.

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They're dangerous.

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Thea slips and falls off the slick moss covered bridge falling down 80 feet.

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On the way down, Thea tucks in close, casting healing hands and a shimmering light emanates from her body right before she hits the floor with a sickening thud.

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Flint and Nularaaaia, you hear this thud as well as the sound of hissing and writhing from below.

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You can't see quite down that far.

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And Thea, you look up having taken 36 damage.

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Your healing hand spell keeping you conscious.

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Sorry, it's twice now.

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It's healing word.

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Your healing word spell keeping you conscious.

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But only barely as your vision narrows and you see the eyes of many yonti younglings closing in on top of you, ready to feed as you are prone and stunned.

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Okay, what does stunned mean?

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It means you can't take action right away.

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Why?

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Because you're stunned.

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Because you fell 80 feet on your head.

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Whatever, I'm just winded.

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Well, fine, then I won't do what I wanted to do and I'll do it once I'm getting eaten.

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Let me confirm to you what you can or cannot do.

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May I cast?

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May I?

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It's not even a cast.

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It's not even casting.

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I'd like to wild shape.

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Stunned.

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You are incapacitated.

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You can't move and can speak only falteringly.

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Flavin'.

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The creature automatically fails strength and dexterity save throws.

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Attacks against creature have advantage.

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And incapacitated means you're incapacitated.

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Can't take actions or reactions.

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Is wild shape really an action?

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I mean, it's a thing.

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Roll for initiative.

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Get this off of my area.

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I'm sorry, are we all rolling or is just Amy rolling?

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No, everybody.

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Well, yeah, no, I'm going to need you guys.

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Unless you guys don't want to do anything.

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14.

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Yeah, we're just going to watch from the bridge.

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You got this.

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Why was it true if we had to get down there before or what?

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I got a five.

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Yeah.

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Oh, damn.

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God, our initiative rolls are bitchin'.

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You want to roll guacamole in there?

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Yes, I will.

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She rolled three.

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OK.

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My extremities are really heavy.

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Goddamn owl.

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Hey, she's your ticket down into that messy pit.

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OK, Nularaaaa, you are up first.

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It's a straight moss covered walls all the way down to the bottom of this pit.

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Well, it's 80 feet.

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Flint, how long is your ladder?

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It can extend up to 50 feet.

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I'm pretty sure.

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OK, because I can't do anything else.

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I am going to, I guess, wait for guacamole to land because I think she was flying and then get on her so she can take me down there because I can't do anything from 80 feet away.

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You're delaying your action then.

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Yeah.

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OK, so Thea, your turn.

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You are stunned.

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So I do nothing?

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So I think you do nothing.

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I can't even cast a spell on myself.

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That's an action.

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Well, then I lay there.

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Well, let me see if there's a way you can get out of it.

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Oh, I want to do that.

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Yeah.

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Pretty sure.

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Seems sketchy.

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In the meantime, I shout down, Thea, we're going to come get you.

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And I'm just like.

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Flint, she's speaking falteringly.

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00:11:07,379 --> 00:11:09,379
It's not good.

264
00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:10,379
You are.

265
00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:15,379
Yeah, no, you are just stunned for two rounds.

266
00:11:15,379 --> 00:11:16,379
Two rounds?

267
00:11:16,379 --> 00:11:17,379
Two rounds.

268
00:11:17,379 --> 00:11:18,379
Get the fuck down here.

269
00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:20,379
OK, so snakes.

270
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:26,379
If I was able to just drop a healing potion onto her, would that do it?

271
00:11:26,379 --> 00:11:28,379
Pretty sure you have to drink those.

272
00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:33,379
I'm pretty sure you'd probably hit me in the face and be like, oh, she takes three damage.

273
00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:35,379
She's stunned for another two turns.

274
00:11:35,379 --> 00:11:36,379
Sorry.

275
00:11:36,379 --> 00:11:39,379
Being as it fell from 80 feet, she's now dead.

276
00:11:39,379 --> 00:11:42,379
Yeah, this actually went right through her skull.

277
00:11:42,379 --> 00:11:43,379
It's crazy.

278
00:11:43,379 --> 00:11:48,379
So the yonti younglings are up next and they swarm over top of you.

279
00:11:48,379 --> 00:11:54,379
You feel snakes climbing all over you and around you and they bite you.

280
00:11:54,379 --> 00:11:55,379
No, they don't.

281
00:11:55,379 --> 00:11:56,379
Four.

282
00:11:56,379 --> 00:11:57,379
That's.

283
00:11:57,379 --> 00:11:58,379
They don't do it.

284
00:11:58,379 --> 00:11:59,379
It probably doesn't happen.

285
00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:00,379
Fifteen.

286
00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:01,379
Well, fuck.

287
00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:03,379
Against your AC.

288
00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:04,379
Not damage.

289
00:12:04,379 --> 00:12:05,379
Oh, OK.

290
00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:07,379
I thought I just had to take it.

291
00:12:07,379 --> 00:12:09,379
Then no, that doesn't work.

292
00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:10,379
So there.

293
00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:13,379
Yeah, you must have squished that one a little bit.

294
00:12:13,379 --> 00:12:15,379
Did I fall on it?

295
00:12:15,379 --> 00:12:21,379
OK, so 80 feet away.

296
00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:24,379
Yeah, 80 feet straight down.

297
00:12:24,379 --> 00:12:26,379
OK.

298
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,379
OK.

299
00:12:31,379 --> 00:12:37,379
How far am I able to fall without taking massive amounts of damage?

300
00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:45,379
Like 20, 30 feet, 40 feet.

301
00:12:45,379 --> 00:12:47,379
I mean, you could probably.

302
00:12:47,379 --> 00:12:51,379
I think that the limit is like 15 or 20.

303
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,379
Let me just look that up here.

304
00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:56,379
You just want a free fall.

305
00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:57,379
Well, no, I have a plan.

306
00:12:57,379 --> 00:12:59,379
Yeah, 30 feet.

307
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,379
30 feet.

308
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:01,379
OK.

309
00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:02,379
Before you take damage.

310
00:13:02,379 --> 00:13:03,379
Well, 30 feet you take damage.

311
00:13:03,379 --> 00:13:07,379
So anything under that you would you would, you know, you'd be OK.

312
00:13:07,379 --> 00:13:10,379
OK.

313
00:13:10,379 --> 00:13:14,379
How am I going to work this?

314
00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:26,379
OK, I'm going to use my extendo ladder rod of lordly might thing, which goes up to 50 feet.

315
00:13:26,379 --> 00:13:33,379
And I'm going to like hook it into the side of the bridge that we're currently on.

316
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:34,379
OK.

317
00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:43,379
And I'm going to extend it all 50 feet, slide down it and then drop the last 30 feet down to these yonti younglings.

318
00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:45,379
Do you have a parachute?

319
00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:46,379
OK.

320
00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:49,379
No, but I can drop 30 feet without taking damage.

321
00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:51,379
You take damage at 30 feet.

322
00:13:51,379 --> 00:13:54,379
Yeah, but it won't be crazy because it's only 30 feet.

323
00:13:54,379 --> 00:13:56,379
That's what I thought.

324
00:13:56,379 --> 00:13:59,379
No, you fell from 80 feet.

325
00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:01,379
I guess jumping is more of a.

326
00:14:01,379 --> 00:14:07,379
Yes, I'm going to get you to make a dex check or an athletics or something.

327
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,379
Athletics or acrobatics.

328
00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:11,379
Do a something check.

329
00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:12,379
I like it.

330
00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:14,379
I'm on board with it.

331
00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:15,379
That is a 17.

332
00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:23,379
You hook in your rod of lordly might and push the right button and your ladder shoots straight down.

333
00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:31,379
And you ride that ladder down, screaming something heroic.

334
00:14:31,379 --> 00:14:35,379
He screamed something heroic.

335
00:14:35,379 --> 00:14:40,379
Look at this heroic thing I'm doing.

336
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:56,379
And as you get to the bottom, you stop for a second to slow yourself and dive into a tucking roll, taking only six damage as you quite firmly hit the bottom.

337
00:14:56,379 --> 00:15:01,379
But you would still have your you would still have your actions.

338
00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:04,379
Yes, excellent.

339
00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:08,379
He makes an incomprehensible dick joke about the shaft and the sliding.

340
00:15:08,379 --> 00:15:10,379
All right.

341
00:15:10,379 --> 00:15:17,379
OK, so I've got all these younglings around me and I have my attacks available, correct?

342
00:15:17,379 --> 00:15:20,379
Yeah, you landed relatively near to where Thea is.

343
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:23,379
So there are some some of these younglings near you.

344
00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:25,379
Most of them are on top of Thea though.

345
00:15:25,379 --> 00:15:27,379
I'm pretty good with my axe.

346
00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:28,379
I'm pretty precise.

347
00:15:28,379 --> 00:15:30,379
So maybe I'll try and take a few of these off of her.

348
00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:31,379
Sure.

349
00:15:31,379 --> 00:15:33,379
Don't miss.

350
00:15:33,379 --> 00:15:37,379
I would never miss.

351
00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:39,379
Twenty one.

352
00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:40,379
Twenty one will hit.

353
00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:41,379
Yeah.

354
00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:44,379
Excellent.

355
00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:47,379
And eleven is nineteen and four is twenty three.

356
00:15:47,379 --> 00:16:02,379
A lot of these small youngling yonti snakes scatter in pieces, but still there are about half of their mass swarming on top of Thea.

357
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:06,379
I'm going to do that again.

358
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:08,379
That's a 19.

359
00:16:08,379 --> 00:16:09,379
Twenty four.

360
00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:15,379
You swipe down and clear them pretty much completely off of Thea.

361
00:16:15,379 --> 00:16:25,379
There are a few left that kind of scatter towards the walls, but it looks like you have cleared pretty much all of the snakes that are in the direct vicinity that you can see.

362
00:16:25,379 --> 00:16:27,379
Excellent.

363
00:16:27,379 --> 00:16:29,379
What do you want to do next?

364
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:32,379
I should probably help Thea to her feet or something like that.

365
00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:37,379
Yeah, if we're out of combat, can she just get guacamole to fly down there and get her now?

366
00:16:37,379 --> 00:16:49,379
So yeah, guacamole comes down and picks you up and Flint hops on her back and she flies you back up to the top of the bridge on the same side that you fell off of.

367
00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:51,379
No, she puts you on the other side.

368
00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:52,379
Okay, good.

369
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,379
We have to cross this thing again.

370
00:16:53,379 --> 00:17:02,379
And as she lands in there, the walls and the ceiling are about as tall as she is at this point.

371
00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:07,380
So she has limited movement going into this next tunnel phase.

372
00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:09,380
She will walk.

373
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:10,380
Okay.

374
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,380
Oh wait, it's as tall as she is?

375
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:13,380
Yeah.

376
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,380
Oh, okay.

377
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:22,380
So she drops you off, but there's limited room for her to actually move and continue forward, is what I'm saying.

378
00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:23,380
Well, I can't continue forward.

379
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:29,380
I apparently am still just laying there like a like a jerk.

380
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:31,380
Flint and New Laura, what are you doing?

381
00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:32,380
I don't know.

382
00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:34,380
Flint, you got any healing potions?

383
00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:35,380
Is Flint there?

384
00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:37,380
Yup.

385
00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:38,380
He had to look.

386
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:40,380
He's rifling through his bag.

387
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:42,380
I did. I had to ruffle through my bag a little bit.

388
00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:45,380
I have a healing kit, but I don't have any healing potions.

389
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:50,380
Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure I have several healing potions still.

390
00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:51,380
May I have half one?

391
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:53,380
I'll just double check my notes.

392
00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:59,380
You're coming to a little bit more in your mind at this point.

393
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:02,380
Oh yeah, I still have like four. Yeah, take two.

394
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:04,380
What do I have to do for a healing potion?

395
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:06,380
You just have to drink them.

396
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:08,380
And?

397
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:11,380
And I'm hoping Flint wrote that.

398
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:13,380
It's a 1d4 plus 2.

399
00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:15,380
Thank you.

400
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:16,380
You're such a dick.

401
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:18,380
Drink it.

402
00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:20,380
Ooh, I rolled a four.

403
00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:21,380
So that's one potion.

404
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:24,380
So that's six.

405
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:26,380
Three plus two and that's five.

406
00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:30,380
That's excellent.

407
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:33,380
Up to a balmy 21 hit points.

408
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,380
Oh, that's good.

409
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:40,380
So I assume that that kind of revives me and I'm not stunned and shit anymore?

410
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,380
Yeah.

411
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:43,380
Okay, cool.

412
00:18:43,380 --> 00:18:50,380
I will cast Cure Wounds on myself.

413
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:53,380
May I Wild Shape?

414
00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:55,380
Yeah, you can do whatever you want.

415
00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:58,380
I Wild Shape.

416
00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:02,380
So you stand up and dust yourself off and Wild Shape into?

417
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:08,380
First I call Gwakmuli back and she becomes her Jade self again.

418
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:12,380
And I Wild Shape into a Winter Wolf.

419
00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:17,380
So yeah, you take these potions and shape into this Winter Wolf.

420
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:24,380
So the three of you now have just a narrow stairway leading up in front of you.

421
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:29,380
And you get to the top of that stairway and you are at a T intersection.

422
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:38,380
So you can go straight down another set of stairs or to your right there is a hallway.

423
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:45,380
And you look down that hallway and along the right wall you see two open passages,

424
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:52,380
followed by nearing the very end a closed door and along the left hallway there is one closed door.

425
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:57,380
And at the very, very end there it looks to be a left turn into another open passage.

426
00:19:57,380 --> 00:20:02,380
So you've got a set of stairs straight ahead of you and a long passage with doors to your right.

427
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:05,380
Who's feeling lucky?

428
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:08,380
Wait, the wolf can talk?

429
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:09,380
Can you talk as a wolf?

430
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:10,380
Yes, I can.

431
00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:12,380
Yes, the wolf can talk.

432
00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:13,380
Oh, right, you can.

433
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:17,380
We figured that out when you were just growling for an entire episode.

434
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:18,380
That never happened.

435
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,380
It did.

436
00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:20,380
Yeah, I don't know.

437
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:22,380
Down the stairs or down the other hallway?

438
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:23,380
What do you guys think?

439
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,380
I just have a bad feeling about stairs now.

440
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:27,380
That passageway and the falling.

441
00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:32,380
I have no good reason not to go there other than like the stairs are giving me the heebie jeebs right now.

442
00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:38,380
Yeah, I look at I look at Nulara and I say stairs are weirding me out.

443
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:40,380
Let's go this way.

444
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:42,380
Gesture with my big old wolf head.

445
00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:43,380
Sounds good.

446
00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:53,380
So you have developed a phobia of stairs and you turn down the long hallway as you step about 20 feet down this hallway.

447
00:20:53,380 --> 00:21:01,380
You hear the sound of grinding stone behind you and you quickly turn around and the passage which you came is gone.

448
00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:02,380
Perfect.

449
00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:03,380
Exactly what we wanted.

450
00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:13,380
And you turn back and you kind of double take and blink a few times because you think your mind is playing tricks on you.

451
00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:20,380
But the hallway begins to undulate like the movement of a slithering snake.

452
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:23,380
Oh, God, we're in a stone snake.

453
00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:31,380
And the passages and doors that you saw before come in and out of view as you stare down this hallway.

454
00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:33,380
Spooky.

455
00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:38,380
This should be our Halloween episode in the for 2018, I guess.

456
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,380
Yeah.

457
00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:40,380
Let's hold on to this episode.

458
00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:44,380
Find out how they got out of the temple when.

459
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:48,380
Do we want to try one of these doors?

460
00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:50,380
One of these disappearing doors?

461
00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:52,380
Is there a door at the end of the hallway?

462
00:21:52,380 --> 00:22:00,380
There is a yeah, there's a door to the right and a open passageway to the left that you remember seeing at the nearing the end of the hallway.

463
00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:05,380
Can I do like a perception check to see if I can figure out what's going on?

464
00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:12,380
Like if this is actually happening or they're playing, you know, like they have already been inside my brain.

465
00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:14,380
I don't like it very much.

466
00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:16,380
Yeah.

467
00:22:16,380 --> 00:22:17,380
Okay.

468
00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:18,380
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

469
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:22,380
So you're looking for something specific or you're looking for something magical.

470
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:23,380
What are you looking for?

471
00:22:23,380 --> 00:22:32,380
I am looking for something that will ground me more in reality to see if this is a trick.

472
00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:34,380
Sure.

473
00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:36,380
That is a 24.

474
00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:45,380
It appears to you that the hallway is in fact moving.

475
00:22:45,380 --> 00:22:48,380
At least that's what it seems to you.

476
00:22:48,380 --> 00:23:00,380
When you look down to the end of the hallway, the door and the passageway are the only things that you can see that stay constant in the hallway.

477
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:06,380
The other doors along the walls, they fade in and out as the hallway moves down the corridor.

478
00:23:06,380 --> 00:23:14,380
But the passageway and the door at the very end remain constant and follow with the movement of the hall.

479
00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:22,380
The wolf is looking at the wall too long and throws up.

480
00:23:22,380 --> 00:23:25,380
Shouldn't have sat in the back of the car.

481
00:23:25,380 --> 00:23:27,380
Oh, that's really funny.

482
00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:33,380
Guys, it looks like the door at the end of the hallway isn't moving.

483
00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:35,380
Like, let's go that way.

484
00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,380
Also, wolf puke.

485
00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:39,380
Like, let's get away from that.

486
00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:42,380
I say, like, let's just book it down to the end of the hall.

487
00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:43,380
Yeah.

488
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:45,380
I'm already kind of starting to walk in that direction.

489
00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:46,380
I follow you, Lara.

490
00:23:46,380 --> 00:23:47,380
Okay.

491
00:23:47,380 --> 00:23:48,380
Why walk?

492
00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:52,380
We can run.

493
00:23:52,380 --> 00:23:53,380
So you push to the front.

494
00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:54,380
Like if we're going to book it down the hall.

495
00:23:54,380 --> 00:23:55,380
It's true.

496
00:23:55,380 --> 00:23:56,380
Yeah, let's get out of here.

497
00:23:56,380 --> 00:23:57,380
Yep.

498
00:23:57,380 --> 00:23:58,380
So we run to the end of the hall.

499
00:23:58,380 --> 00:24:00,380
So you are running down the end of the hall.

500
00:24:00,380 --> 00:24:04,380
And just as you were about to make it to the end of the hall, about 20 feet from

501
00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:09,380
the end, and you hear from behind you as you are running a door open and the sound

502
00:24:09,380 --> 00:24:12,380
of slithering and footsteps come out behind you.

503
00:24:12,380 --> 00:24:20,380
And you turn to see three lizard folk spring out at you and one slithering, yawn-tee,

504
00:24:20,380 --> 00:24:22,380
pure blood.

505
00:24:22,380 --> 00:24:24,380
Roll for initiative.

506
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,380
16.

507
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:26,380
Also 16.

508
00:24:26,380 --> 00:24:27,380
13.

509
00:24:27,380 --> 00:24:31,380
Do we roll off or does it go by our initiative bonus, Russ?

510
00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:34,380
It'll go by your, yeah, your initiative bonus.

511
00:24:34,380 --> 00:24:35,380
So mine's three.

512
00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:37,380
Carla's up first.

513
00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:43,380
The yawn-tee, pure blood is first through the door and first up to strike.

514
00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:46,380
And what are his snake versus human parts?

515
00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:47,380
Yeah.

516
00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:51,380
Oh, you can't see any snake parts, but there is one.

517
00:24:51,380 --> 00:24:54,380
Oh, God.

518
00:24:54,380 --> 00:24:55,380
Gross.

519
00:24:55,380 --> 00:24:56,380
Is it one of his toes?

520
00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:57,380
Is that what you mean?

521
00:24:57,380 --> 00:24:58,380
Yeah.

522
00:24:58,380 --> 00:24:59,380
No.

523
00:24:59,380 --> 00:25:00,380
He is all snake.

524
00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:03,380
Is it just me?

525
00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:07,380
I feel like it's not because I feel like Amy's here with me that everything in

526
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:09,380
this game sounds perverted tonight.

527
00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:11,380
It's me and I'm sorry.

528
00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:12,380
The latter, the falling.

529
00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:17,380
No, like I have been thinking it too, but then you keep giggling when I am trying

530
00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:21,380
not to giggle because it's very immature, but I mean to it.

531
00:25:21,380 --> 00:25:23,380
It's my shtick in this.

532
00:25:23,380 --> 00:25:24,380
I am gross.

533
00:25:24,380 --> 00:25:25,380
And I lied.

534
00:25:25,380 --> 00:25:27,380
I looked at the wrong page.

535
00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:31,380
He's all human looking, except for his eyes that have a very.

536
00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:32,380
Except for his dick.

537
00:25:32,380 --> 00:25:33,380
It was actually his dick.

538
00:25:33,380 --> 00:25:35,380
It said so in the book.

539
00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:39,380
If he's clothed, we'll have to assume he has a snake penis.

540
00:25:39,380 --> 00:25:40,380
Yeah, obviously.

541
00:25:40,380 --> 00:25:41,380
Yeah, but yeah.

542
00:25:41,380 --> 00:25:43,380
Sneaky snake penis, a sneeness.

543
00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:48,380
He's up and he jumps at you with a scimitar and strikes.

544
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,380
At what order were you guys in?

545
00:25:50,380 --> 00:25:51,380
Last.

546
00:25:51,380 --> 00:25:53,380
Strikes at Thea.

547
00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:54,380
What?

548
00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:57,380
You were last and you passed the door, so you were first to strike.

549
00:25:57,380 --> 00:25:58,380
Oh fuck.

550
00:25:58,380 --> 00:26:02,380
I mean first.

551
00:26:02,380 --> 00:26:05,380
He strikes you with his scimitar.

552
00:26:05,380 --> 00:26:08,380
First one for a 22, second for an 11.

553
00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:11,380
A 22 will hit.

554
00:26:11,380 --> 00:26:15,380
That's four slashing damage at you.

555
00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:17,380
And then the lizard folk are up.

556
00:26:17,380 --> 00:26:19,380
This is about a 10 foot hallway.

557
00:26:19,380 --> 00:26:24,380
So Thea, you are first line of defense.

558
00:26:24,380 --> 00:26:25,380
Fuck.

559
00:26:25,380 --> 00:26:27,380
You're a badass wolf right now.

560
00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:28,380
It's fine.

561
00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:29,380
I know.

562
00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:31,380
Well, thank God I have more hit points as a wolf than I do.

563
00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:33,380
Thea regularly does.

564
00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:37,380
Thank God you are smart enough to immediately shift into a badass wolf back there.

565
00:26:37,380 --> 00:26:39,380
At least I have that option.

566
00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:42,380
I've been so low on my hit points that I'm like, oh yeah, okay.

567
00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:46,380
I guess I'm going to become someone else.

568
00:26:46,380 --> 00:26:48,380
It's just a good strategy.

569
00:26:48,380 --> 00:26:53,380
Two of them throw javelins, one at Nulara, one at Flint.

570
00:26:53,380 --> 00:26:57,380
The other one strikes at you with his heavy club twice.

571
00:26:57,380 --> 00:27:01,380
So the heavy clubs are 21s, both of them.

572
00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:05,380
Are you sure those aren't javelins because you mentioned the javelins first?

573
00:27:05,380 --> 00:27:07,380
Okay, I'll throw the javelins first.

574
00:27:07,380 --> 00:27:10,380
No, he's first in line.

575
00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:13,380
So he hits you twice with his heavy club.

576
00:27:13,380 --> 00:27:15,380
Damn.

577
00:27:15,380 --> 00:27:17,380
How heavy is it?

578
00:27:17,380 --> 00:27:19,380
It's 8N.

579
00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:21,380
It's real heavy.

580
00:27:21,380 --> 00:27:23,380
That's 12 total bludgeoning damage.

581
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:26,380
The javelins come flying through the hallway.

582
00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:34,380
That's a 22 at Nulara and an 11 at Flint.

583
00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:36,380
Nope.

584
00:27:36,380 --> 00:27:38,380
I am, obviously.

585
00:27:38,380 --> 00:27:43,380
Nulara, you take 8 piercing damage as this javelin comes, which seemingly,

586
00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:48,380
as it flies through the air, it seemingly straightens out the hallway as it comes

587
00:27:48,380 --> 00:27:54,380
towards you and begins undulating again as it strikes into you.

588
00:27:54,380 --> 00:27:56,380
God, I hate that word.

589
00:27:56,380 --> 00:27:58,380
Undulating.

590
00:27:58,380 --> 00:28:00,380
Engorged.

591
00:28:00,380 --> 00:28:02,380
Moist.

592
00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:05,380
Nulara, you are up next.

593
00:28:05,380 --> 00:28:07,380
Throbbing.

594
00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:09,380
All words I hate.

595
00:28:09,380 --> 00:28:12,380
Gooey duck.

596
00:28:12,380 --> 00:28:14,380
Tom's got some weird ones.

597
00:28:14,380 --> 00:28:17,380
What other words do you hate, Tom?

598
00:28:17,380 --> 00:28:18,380
Those are words I hated.

599
00:28:18,380 --> 00:28:20,380
I was just saying words.

600
00:28:20,380 --> 00:28:25,380
I would say the grossness of a gooey duck is more its appearance than its...

601
00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:28,380
The name is super fun and the appearance is gross.

602
00:28:28,380 --> 00:28:29,380
The word is fun.

603
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:34,380
The appearance, bit of a snake penis, gotta say.

604
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:35,380
Minus ninus.

605
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,380
Right.

606
00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:42,380
Okay, well, I obviously pull up my sword and say booey caliente because I'm real mad

607
00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:43,380
that I just got javelined.

608
00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:44,380
Where are we at?

609
00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:45,380
The Olympics?

610
00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:46,380
This is bullshit.

611
00:28:46,380 --> 00:28:51,380
Oh, wait till the shot putters come out.

612
00:28:51,380 --> 00:28:53,380
And who's closest to me?

613
00:28:53,380 --> 00:28:54,380
The yonti?

614
00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:57,380
There is a lizard folk that jumped in front of the yonti.

615
00:28:57,380 --> 00:28:58,380
Okay.

616
00:28:58,380 --> 00:29:01,380
Well, that's who's going to get it then.

617
00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:02,380
Okay.

618
00:29:02,380 --> 00:29:03,380
Maybe.

619
00:29:03,380 --> 00:29:05,380
That's a 13.

620
00:29:05,380 --> 00:29:06,380
Against the lizard folk.

621
00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:07,380
That does not hit.

622
00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:08,380
Okay.

623
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:09,380
Well, I'm going to try again then.

624
00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:11,380
That one will be better.

625
00:29:11,380 --> 00:29:12,380
That is a 21.

626
00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:13,380
Yeah.

627
00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:14,380
Oh, geez.

628
00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:15,380
Yeah, 21 will hit.

629
00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:16,380
Sorry, I lost a sneeze.

630
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:17,380
Okay.

631
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:26,380
It's always in the last place you look.

632
00:29:26,380 --> 00:29:34,380
That is 20 points of damage, which is maybe the best damage loss I've ever had.

633
00:29:34,380 --> 00:29:35,380
So great.

634
00:29:35,380 --> 00:29:38,380
Yeah, so that lizard folk's dead.

635
00:29:38,380 --> 00:29:39,380
Oh, thank goodness.

636
00:29:39,380 --> 00:29:43,380
She sliced him in half, but it also caught her eyes, so he didn't even bleed.

637
00:29:43,380 --> 00:29:44,380
He's just two pieces.

638
00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:49,380
Yeah, it just smells real lizardy because I don't know what lizard smells like when

639
00:29:49,380 --> 00:29:50,380
it fries.

640
00:29:50,380 --> 00:29:52,380
I was going to say like bacon, but it could smell like bacon.

641
00:29:52,380 --> 00:29:53,380
I don't know.

642
00:29:53,380 --> 00:29:54,380
I ate snake before.

643
00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:55,380
I ate snake.

644
00:29:55,380 --> 00:29:57,380
Yeah, and it just was like chickeny, honestly.

645
00:29:57,380 --> 00:29:58,380
Yeah.

646
00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:00,380
It's just nice.

647
00:30:00,380 --> 00:30:06,380
Donnie's going to come in and not bite that guy because he'd be dead.

648
00:30:06,380 --> 00:30:12,380
I guess the other lizard folk, he'll try and give him a little chompy chomp, but he

649
00:30:12,380 --> 00:30:14,380
won't because that's a nine.

650
00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:16,380
No, that does not work.

651
00:30:16,380 --> 00:30:17,380
Flint, you're up.

652
00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:21,380
I'm going to barrel my way through to this yawn tee and kick the shit out of

653
00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:22,380
it.

654
00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:23,380
Okay, yeah.

655
00:30:23,380 --> 00:30:24,380
It's a 21.

656
00:30:24,380 --> 00:30:25,380
21 will hit.

657
00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:27,380
Are you going for the yawn tee?

658
00:30:27,380 --> 00:30:28,380
Yes.

659
00:30:28,380 --> 00:30:29,380
20.

660
00:30:29,380 --> 00:30:30,380
20.

661
00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:31,380
Okay.

662
00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:33,380
You don't seem sold on these damage rolls, Ross.

663
00:30:33,380 --> 00:30:34,380
I believe it.

664
00:30:34,380 --> 00:30:36,380
He's just not thrilled about it.

665
00:30:36,380 --> 00:30:37,380
Oh, okay.

666
00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:38,380
I got you now.

667
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:39,380
That's a 22.

668
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:42,380
22 will still hit.

669
00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:43,380
Yep.

670
00:30:43,380 --> 00:30:46,380
Four and 10 is 14 and four is 18.

671
00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:51,380
Okay, so this yawn tee isn't looking so good.

672
00:30:51,380 --> 00:30:53,380
Your turn there, Wolfie.

673
00:30:53,380 --> 00:30:54,380
It is?

674
00:30:54,380 --> 00:30:55,380
Yep.

675
00:30:55,380 --> 00:30:56,380
Who's left?

676
00:30:56,380 --> 00:30:57,380
There's two.

677
00:30:57,380 --> 00:30:58,380
There's a lizard folk and a yawn tee.

678
00:30:58,380 --> 00:31:03,380
Lizard folk behind the yawn tee, which is, in the yawn tee's opinion, a very

679
00:31:03,380 --> 00:31:04,380
terrible place for them.

680
00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:07,380
I'm just going to give you the inner monologue here as we go.

681
00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:08,380
Oh, okay.

682
00:31:08,380 --> 00:31:09,380
Well, I step forward.

683
00:31:09,380 --> 00:31:10,380
They are fired.

684
00:31:10,380 --> 00:31:18,380
I step forward so that I'm aligned with Flint so he's not in front of me.

685
00:31:18,380 --> 00:31:21,380
I am going to blast my cold breath.

686
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:24,380
It's a 15-foot cone, so it should hit all three.

687
00:31:24,380 --> 00:31:25,380
Yeah, you'll hit all three.

688
00:31:25,380 --> 00:31:27,380
It's only a 10-foot wide hallway, so.

689
00:31:27,380 --> 00:31:32,380
Each creature must make a dexterity saving throw.

690
00:31:32,380 --> 00:31:34,380
Okay, so we've got another dice.

691
00:31:34,380 --> 00:31:39,380
The yawn tee's snake penis is totally moving like crazy trying to get away.

692
00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:41,380
I like it because it has a mind of its own.

693
00:31:41,380 --> 00:31:43,380
It's like, get me out of here.

694
00:31:43,380 --> 00:31:46,380
Yawn tee rolls a 14.

695
00:31:46,380 --> 00:31:48,380
Yep.

696
00:31:48,380 --> 00:31:52,380
And the lizard folk, they roll a 12 and a four.

697
00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:56,380
So the lizard folk will take the full 48 cold damage.

698
00:31:56,380 --> 00:31:58,380
The yawn tee will take half.

699
00:31:58,380 --> 00:32:04,380
The yawn tee turns sideways and gets just less of it, holds in his breath.

700
00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:05,380
Wow.

701
00:32:05,380 --> 00:32:07,380
He put his penis like right out there too.

702
00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:08,380
Yeah.

703
00:32:08,380 --> 00:32:09,380
Okay.

704
00:32:09,380 --> 00:32:11,380
It's all about, it's all the yawn tee.

705
00:32:11,380 --> 00:32:12,380
This is our new favorite.

706
00:32:12,380 --> 00:32:14,380
This is like our new star.

707
00:32:14,380 --> 00:32:19,380
We need to get out of this temple so we can stop talking about snake penises.

708
00:32:19,380 --> 00:32:20,380
It's too late, Russ.

709
00:32:20,380 --> 00:32:21,380
Every episode now.

710
00:32:21,380 --> 00:32:24,380
27 cold damage.

711
00:32:24,380 --> 00:32:25,380
So you've got.

712
00:32:25,380 --> 00:32:27,380
I'm going to like.

713
00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:31,380
So yeah, even though the yawn tee turned sideways, all of them.

714
00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:33,380
Wait, what were you like, Amy?

715
00:32:33,380 --> 00:32:36,380
Excellent.

716
00:32:36,380 --> 00:32:39,380
Are now frozen solid.

717
00:32:39,380 --> 00:32:41,380
All of them.

718
00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:43,380
Well, because they're cold blooded motherfuckers.

719
00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:44,380
Yeah.

720
00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:45,380
So they're all.

721
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,380
Anyone have a hammer?

722
00:32:46,380 --> 00:32:49,380
I've got smithing tools.

723
00:32:49,380 --> 00:32:51,380
So you're like just going to tinker with them?

724
00:32:51,380 --> 00:32:54,380
I have a ball peen.

725
00:32:54,380 --> 00:32:55,380
It's a hammer.

726
00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:56,380
Get your minds out of the gutter.

727
00:32:56,380 --> 00:32:57,380
I know what a ball peen is.

728
00:32:57,380 --> 00:32:59,380
Literally a hammer.

729
00:32:59,380 --> 00:33:00,380
Yeah.

730
00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:02,380
Like if he takes a good whack at them.

731
00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:04,380
Or like, I mean your axe too.

732
00:33:04,380 --> 00:33:05,380
Will they just shatter?

733
00:33:05,380 --> 00:33:06,380
I would like that.

734
00:33:06,380 --> 00:33:10,380
Because I'm mad, you know, for good reasons.

735
00:33:10,380 --> 00:33:16,380
You hammer them with your wolf paws.

736
00:33:16,380 --> 00:33:18,380
Oh, could I just hop up and like push them over?

737
00:33:18,380 --> 00:33:20,380
You know when the dog gets too excited and jumps up?

738
00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:22,380
Yeah, that's probably a little better.

739
00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:23,380
Okay, I do that.

740
00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:26,380
You just playfully jump up at them.

741
00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:27,380
Look what I did.

742
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:28,380
Yeah.

743
00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:32,380
Knock them over and they smash into a gazillion pieces.

744
00:33:32,380 --> 00:33:34,380
And the hallway is still undulating.

745
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:35,380
Yeah!

746
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:36,380
I said it again.

747
00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:37,380
What you guys doing?

748
00:33:37,380 --> 00:33:39,380
Do we continue on through?

749
00:33:39,380 --> 00:33:41,380
I don't want to be last anymore, you guys.

750
00:33:41,380 --> 00:33:42,380
I want to be in the middle.

751
00:33:42,380 --> 00:33:43,380
Can I be in the middle?

752
00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:44,380
Yeah.

753
00:33:44,380 --> 00:33:46,380
Okay, cool.

754
00:33:47,380 --> 00:33:49,380
So we keep running down to the door?

755
00:33:49,380 --> 00:33:53,380
Yeah, so you're only about 20 feet from the end of the hallway.

756
00:33:53,380 --> 00:33:59,380
And then there's a door to the right, which as you approach, you kind of get the smell,

757
00:33:59,380 --> 00:34:05,380
a foul smell that seems to be coming through the door.

758
00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:10,380
And to the left, you see a hallway that extends down further.

759
00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:14,380
Just an open hallway ahead of you out to the left.

760
00:34:14,380 --> 00:34:15,380
And a door.

761
00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:16,380
And a door.

762
00:34:16,380 --> 00:34:17,380
A smelly door.

763
00:34:17,380 --> 00:34:23,380
The hallway to your left, though, doesn't appear to be slithering like a snake.

764
00:34:23,380 --> 00:34:24,380
Undulating.

765
00:34:24,380 --> 00:34:28,380
That was the last time you had to get it in one more time.

766
00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:34,380
Can we identify the bad smell, like death, garbage, poop?

767
00:34:34,380 --> 00:34:37,380
Oh, I have keen hearing and smell.

768
00:34:37,380 --> 00:34:42,380
It smells to you of like trash and filth.

769
00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:44,380
That's garbage, you guys.

770
00:34:44,380 --> 00:34:45,380
And garbage room.

771
00:34:45,380 --> 00:34:47,380
Alright, then left?

772
00:34:47,380 --> 00:34:48,380
Left.

773
00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:49,380
Sure.

774
00:34:49,380 --> 00:34:54,380
You run barreling down this, it's about 70 foot hallway, and there's a doorway at

775
00:34:54,380 --> 00:34:59,380
the very end and a right turn immediately at the end of the hallway.

776
00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:06,380
And the right turn opens into a large, dark room that appears, even with your dark

777
00:35:06,380 --> 00:35:10,380
vision, you can't really see very far into this room.

778
00:35:10,380 --> 00:35:13,380
So there's a door directly in front of you and this dark chamber.

779
00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:15,380
I sniff at the door, do I smell anything?

780
00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:21,380
It doesn't smell, it doesn't smell great, like it smells through the door without

781
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:22,380
actually looking in there.

782
00:35:22,380 --> 00:35:24,380
It smells like, it smells very lived in.

783
00:35:24,380 --> 00:35:26,380
Oh, like dormitories.

784
00:35:26,380 --> 00:35:30,380
But it doesn't smell like trash and filth, if that's what you're looking for.

785
00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:34,380
Guys, this one smells a little less disgusting than the last one.

786
00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:37,380
Like, like kind of sweaty people.

787
00:35:37,380 --> 00:35:40,380
Like people are in there, but like probably not lounging in garbage.

788
00:35:40,380 --> 00:35:45,380
Just personally, I would feel better going through the door.

789
00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:47,380
I can't see shit in that room.

790
00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:50,380
Well, let's go through the door then.

791
00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:54,380
I keep feeling like I got little yonty young crawling all over me.

792
00:35:54,380 --> 00:35:58,380
I can't, I paw at the door.

793
00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:02,380
I'm a dog and I don't have hands.

794
00:36:03,380 --> 00:36:11,380
You open this door and it creaks open and you step in and it looks like it has been

795
00:36:11,380 --> 00:36:14,380
turned into some sort of prison.

796
00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:21,380
There are cells with doors and it doesn't appear on first glance that there is any

797
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:23,380
other way out of this room.

798
00:36:23,380 --> 00:36:25,380
How many cells?

799
00:36:25,380 --> 00:36:29,380
There appear to be six cells all empty.

800
00:36:30,380 --> 00:36:33,380
How'd you predict my next question?

801
00:36:33,380 --> 00:36:34,380
You did.

802
00:36:34,380 --> 00:36:35,380
You predicted it.

803
00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:38,380
Well, if you're looking for how many cells there are, you're probably looking for

804
00:36:38,380 --> 00:36:40,380
if there's anybody's in there.

805
00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:42,380
Well, yeah, but hold on.

806
00:36:42,380 --> 00:36:46,380
Last time we found someone who we thought was kidnapped and imprisoned.

807
00:36:46,380 --> 00:36:48,380
It was a ghost boy.

808
00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:51,380
It's always a ghost boy with us.

809
00:36:51,380 --> 00:36:53,380
Or a witch.

810
00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:55,380
Don't forget the witches.

811
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:59,380
Alright, so I guess, sorry, dead end.

812
00:36:59,380 --> 00:37:01,380
I just wasted everyone's time.

813
00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:03,380
Shall we go into the dark room of despair?

814
00:37:03,380 --> 00:37:06,380
Let's go into that creepy ass dark room, I guess.

815
00:37:06,380 --> 00:37:07,380
Sweet.

816
00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:15,380
You step back out into the hallway and try and look closer into this room and you

817
00:37:15,380 --> 00:37:18,380
feel like you're being watched back from this room.

818
00:37:18,380 --> 00:37:22,380
Could anyone give us a little light?

819
00:37:23,380 --> 00:37:26,380
I'm holding a flaming sword.

820
00:37:26,380 --> 00:37:28,380
That's the best I can do.

821
00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:34,380
Don't you, don't you maybe like a ball flame or something fancy like that?

822
00:37:34,380 --> 00:37:37,380
I don't know if I can cast.

823
00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,380
Oh, you have your wolf right now.

824
00:37:39,380 --> 00:37:41,380
I don't think you can until a higher level.

825
00:37:41,380 --> 00:37:43,380
I don't have anything helpful here.

826
00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:45,380
I'm also the only one that can't see in the dark.

827
00:37:45,380 --> 00:37:47,380
Although Donnie can see in the dark.

828
00:37:47,380 --> 00:37:49,380
I might be able to cast.

829
00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:50,380
I don't know.

830
00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:52,380
I have good dark vision.

831
00:37:52,380 --> 00:37:55,380
Yeah, he said even with our dark vision, it doesn't mean anything.

832
00:37:55,380 --> 00:37:57,380
Yeah, you can't really see very far in there.

833
00:37:57,380 --> 00:38:01,380
Your flaming sword doesn't appear to emit much light into this room.

834
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:05,380
Well, friends, do we really want to enter this dark chamber we can't see into

835
00:38:05,380 --> 00:38:09,380
or go back down the hallway and try a different place?

836
00:38:09,380 --> 00:38:11,380
I'm game for whatever.

837
00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:14,380
Well, the only other place was the garbage room, no?

838
00:38:14,380 --> 00:38:19,380
Well, plus all the other hallways we've like come down that had other things in them.

839
00:38:20,380 --> 00:38:24,380
Like other chambers off them and stuff.

840
00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:26,380
It would be backtracking, that's what I'm saying.

841
00:38:26,380 --> 00:38:29,380
Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

842
00:38:29,380 --> 00:38:31,380
Let's backtrack.

843
00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:33,380
Or should we just run in blind?

844
00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:37,380
It's always worked well for us in the past.

845
00:38:37,380 --> 00:38:39,380
No, let's backtrack.

846
00:38:39,380 --> 00:38:42,380
Somebody else make a decision.

847
00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:47,380
Panicking.

848
00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:49,380
Flint, what do you think?

849
00:38:49,380 --> 00:38:50,380
Yeah, I don't know.

850
00:38:50,380 --> 00:38:52,380
I mean, I don't really like the dark room

851
00:38:52,380 --> 00:38:55,380
and the garbage room doesn't seem like a great idea.

852
00:38:55,380 --> 00:38:57,380
So yeah, back to that other hallway.

853
00:38:57,380 --> 00:38:58,380
Yep, okay.

854
00:38:58,380 --> 00:39:00,380
Okay, great.

855
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:02,380
What order are you going in?

856
00:39:02,380 --> 00:39:05,380
Me middle, middle.

857
00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:06,380
I'll go first.

858
00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:08,380
I just like to ask because it's a narrow hallway.

859
00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:11,380
So it's good to know who's in front and who's behind.

860
00:39:11,380 --> 00:39:12,380
I guess I'm at the back.

861
00:39:12,380 --> 00:39:16,380
Flint and Thea, you begin walking down the hall.

862
00:39:16,380 --> 00:39:18,380
Laura, make a wisdom saving throw.

863
00:39:18,380 --> 00:39:23,380
Oh no, not your mind.

864
00:39:23,380 --> 00:39:24,380
13.

865
00:39:24,380 --> 00:39:26,380
You turn to follow your friends,

866
00:39:26,380 --> 00:39:31,380
and then you hear a noise coming from the dark room.

867
00:39:31,380 --> 00:39:38,380
And you see green flames lighting along the walls.

868
00:39:38,380 --> 00:39:40,380
Are they on braziers?

869
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:41,380
I'm not telling you.

870
00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:42,380
Crossover.

871
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,380
You don't see them.

872
00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:47,380
You see green flames lighting along the walls

873
00:39:47,380 --> 00:39:50,380
down the length of this chamber.

874
00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:53,380
And they are illuminating serpent statues.

875
00:39:53,380 --> 00:39:56,380
And at the end of this chamber,

876
00:39:56,380 --> 00:40:01,380
you see two beyond tea standing

877
00:40:01,380 --> 00:40:04,380
and one sitting at a throne.

878
00:40:04,380 --> 00:40:07,380
At the foot of this throne,

879
00:40:07,380 --> 00:40:12,380
there is a dwarf in purple robes

880
00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:15,380
who appears to be bound and chained

881
00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:18,380
and looks like he's been beaten up quite a lot.

882
00:40:18,380 --> 00:40:20,380
But you hear in your mind,

883
00:40:20,380 --> 00:40:23,380
as soon as this room lights up,

884
00:40:23,380 --> 00:40:26,380
you hear the voice of a female,

885
00:40:26,380 --> 00:40:29,380
and she says,

886
00:40:29,380 --> 00:40:33,380
One of your friends is a traitor.

887
00:40:33,380 --> 00:40:36,380
It would be best of you to take them out.

888
00:40:36,380 --> 00:40:37,380
And you failed your save,

889
00:40:37,380 --> 00:40:42,380
so you believe that Flint or Thea are a traitor.

890
00:40:42,380 --> 00:40:44,380
Okay.

891
00:40:44,380 --> 00:40:46,380
God damn it.

892
00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:49,380
Why do you always be fucking with Nulara's mind?

893
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:50,380
I know.

894
00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:53,380
Because she went last, okay?

895
00:40:53,380 --> 00:40:54,380
She can't handle it.

896
00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:56,380
I knew as soon as we turned around,

897
00:40:56,380 --> 00:40:59,380
the person at the back was going to regret it.

898
00:40:59,380 --> 00:41:00,380
It should have been me.

899
00:41:00,380 --> 00:41:04,380
I have advantage on wisdom saving throws and stuff.

900
00:41:04,380 --> 00:41:07,380
I stop and turn around when I notice she's not walking with us.

901
00:41:07,380 --> 00:41:09,380
I'm like, Nulara, come on.

902
00:41:09,380 --> 00:41:13,380
And I brandish my sword and say,

903
00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:16,380
Which one of you is betraying me?

904
00:41:16,380 --> 00:41:20,380
I yell, not again!

905
00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:26,380
And I guess then I approach my friend Thea,

906
00:41:26,380 --> 00:41:29,380
who is next closest to me.

907
00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:30,380
You're in the middle, dude.

908
00:41:30,380 --> 00:41:33,380
I'm going to say roll for initiative.

909
00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:34,380
All right.

910
00:41:34,380 --> 00:41:36,380
Maybe we attack you first, bitch.

911
00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:37,380
Well, okay, hold on.

912
00:41:37,380 --> 00:41:40,380
No, Nulara will get the first strike

913
00:41:40,380 --> 00:41:42,380
because you don't know that she's attacking you.

914
00:41:42,380 --> 00:41:44,380
But we'll roll for initiative after that.

915
00:41:44,380 --> 00:41:47,380
Well, did she not like when she called out

916
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,380
and then approached with her weapon drawn?

917
00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:49,380
That was not a clue.

918
00:41:49,380 --> 00:41:51,380
Yeah, no, that's fair.

919
00:41:51,380 --> 00:41:52,380
Yeah.

920
00:41:52,380 --> 00:41:53,380
Yeah, that's fair.

921
00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:56,380
It's not like she has like a surprise attack anymore.

922
00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:57,380
She's like, guys.

923
00:41:57,380 --> 00:41:58,380
That's right.

924
00:41:58,380 --> 00:42:00,380
Roll for initiative.

925
00:42:00,380 --> 00:42:03,380
Hey, just because she's going to be attacking us

926
00:42:03,380 --> 00:42:05,380
doesn't mean she has to be stealthy or good at it

927
00:42:05,380 --> 00:42:08,380
because deep down, she doesn't want to do that.

928
00:42:08,380 --> 00:42:11,380
Yeah, dudes, I don't want to be good at it.

929
00:42:11,380 --> 00:42:14,380
Why do you think I just did that?

930
00:42:14,380 --> 00:42:15,380
Nulara, what did you get?

931
00:42:15,380 --> 00:42:18,380
Oh, a five.

932
00:42:18,380 --> 00:42:19,380
Really?

933
00:42:19,380 --> 00:42:20,380
I also got a five.

934
00:42:20,380 --> 00:42:21,380
I rolled a two.

935
00:42:21,380 --> 00:42:22,380
Plus what?

936
00:42:22,380 --> 00:42:23,380
Plus nothing.

937
00:42:23,380 --> 00:42:25,380
The wolf gets nothing.

938
00:42:25,380 --> 00:42:29,380
So Nulara goes first then.

939
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,380
So Flint, you're up first.

940
00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:32,380
Oh, dear.

941
00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:34,380
Okay.

942
00:42:34,380 --> 00:42:35,380
Sorry, I have a question.

943
00:42:35,380 --> 00:42:36,380
Sure.

944
00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:38,380
As I am turning to look back at Nulara,

945
00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:41,380
her back is to the chamber.

946
00:42:41,380 --> 00:42:44,380
Do I see the lit break?

947
00:42:44,380 --> 00:42:47,380
That's a turn, so you don't see into the chamber.

948
00:42:47,380 --> 00:42:49,380
So there's a door directly at the end of the hallway,

949
00:42:49,380 --> 00:42:51,380
but there's a turn and a bit of a hallway

950
00:42:51,380 --> 00:42:54,380
and then the chamber off to the right.

951
00:42:54,380 --> 00:42:56,380
So you don't see directly into the chamber

952
00:42:56,380 --> 00:42:57,380
from where you are.

953
00:42:57,380 --> 00:42:58,380
Okay.

954
00:42:58,380 --> 00:43:00,380
Sorry, Flint, go ahead.

955
00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:03,380
Sorry, I still don't know what I want to do.

956
00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:06,380
Probably want to hit her.

957
00:43:06,380 --> 00:43:10,380
Well, I mean, no, but yeah.

958
00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:11,380
Yes and no.

959
00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:13,380
Yeah, I mean, character knowledge,

960
00:43:13,380 --> 00:43:15,380
you don't, you don't,

961
00:43:15,380 --> 00:43:17,380
she's just asked you a question at this point

962
00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:23,380
and is seemingly approaching you to talk about it, maybe.

963
00:43:23,380 --> 00:43:24,380
With her sword drawn?

964
00:43:24,380 --> 00:43:25,380
I don't know.

965
00:43:25,380 --> 00:43:27,380
She mentions one of us betraying her,

966
00:43:27,380 --> 00:43:29,380
draws her sword and comes towards us

967
00:43:29,380 --> 00:43:31,380
and I'm supposed to be like, hey, what's up?

968
00:43:31,380 --> 00:43:33,380
Do what you got to do, bud.

969
00:43:33,380 --> 00:43:35,380
Yeah, can I, ah, man, I don't know.

970
00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:36,380
I don't want to attack her,

971
00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:40,380
but that seems like what I should probably be doing.

972
00:43:40,380 --> 00:43:42,380
But I have a feeling that like Flint

973
00:43:42,380 --> 00:43:44,380
would also be conflicted about this

974
00:43:44,380 --> 00:43:46,380
because he's friends with her

975
00:43:46,380 --> 00:43:47,380
and they go back a long way

976
00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:50,380
and this is like he doesn't want to attack his friend.

977
00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:52,380
Yeah, I mean, you don't have to necessarily attack.

978
00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:54,380
There are other things you can try and do.

979
00:43:54,380 --> 00:43:55,380
Like think about a combat,

980
00:43:55,380 --> 00:43:57,380
like think about combat in a movie.

981
00:43:57,380 --> 00:44:00,380
They're not always trying to like murder each other.

982
00:44:00,380 --> 00:44:03,380
They're sometimes just trying to stop what's happening, right?

983
00:44:03,380 --> 00:44:07,380
True, but I mean, all of my skills are attack-based.

984
00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:09,380
I remember when we attack,

985
00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:13,380
we can just say we're not attacking to kill.

986
00:44:13,380 --> 00:44:15,380
We're just attacking to incapacitate.

987
00:44:15,380 --> 00:44:16,380
Yeah.

988
00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:18,380
Yeah, all right.

989
00:44:18,380 --> 00:44:22,380
Yeah, you know, instead of like an attack on her,

990
00:44:22,380 --> 00:44:25,380
I'm going to try and like tackle her and hold her down

991
00:44:26,380 --> 00:44:28,380
to like see what's going on here.

992
00:44:28,380 --> 00:44:29,380
Sure.

993
00:44:29,380 --> 00:44:31,380
So we'll probably want to make it a strength contest.

994
00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:32,380
Okay.

995
00:44:32,380 --> 00:44:34,380
I know you've got awesome strength as well, Karlo,

996
00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:35,380
but we got to do this.

997
00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:36,380
Yeah, it's okay.

998
00:44:36,380 --> 00:44:38,380
So just a roll plus my strength bonus.

999
00:44:38,380 --> 00:44:39,380
Yeah, you bet.

1000
00:44:39,380 --> 00:44:41,380
And then high as three.

1001
00:44:41,380 --> 00:44:42,380
Okay, 19.

1002
00:44:42,380 --> 00:44:43,380
Well, mine's terrible.

1003
00:44:43,380 --> 00:44:44,380
Eight.

1004
00:44:44,380 --> 00:44:45,380
Sweet.

1005
00:44:45,380 --> 00:44:47,380
Yeah, you rush like, yeah,

1006
00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:51,380
you just rush at Nulara and knock her to the ground,

1007
00:44:51,380 --> 00:44:55,380
but she still has kind of this anger in her eye

1008
00:44:55,380 --> 00:44:58,380
directed directly at you, Flint.

1009
00:44:58,380 --> 00:45:03,380
But her sword is knocked to the ground as well,

1010
00:45:03,380 --> 00:45:05,380
so she doesn't hold that anymore.

1011
00:45:05,380 --> 00:45:08,380
And then the wolf comes over and gives her puppy kisses

1012
00:45:08,380 --> 00:45:09,380
and then she forgets all about it.

1013
00:45:09,380 --> 00:45:10,380
I was really thinking about that.

1014
00:45:10,380 --> 00:45:13,380
Like, I come over and lick her face profusely.

1015
00:45:13,380 --> 00:45:15,380
You can't be mad about this.

1016
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:18,380
Flint, are you, you're good?

1017
00:45:18,380 --> 00:45:19,380
Yeah.

1018
00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:20,380
You got more actions.

1019
00:45:20,380 --> 00:45:21,380
Do I like talk to her or something?

1020
00:45:21,380 --> 00:45:22,380
You can talk to her.

1021
00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:23,380
Yeah.

1022
00:45:23,380 --> 00:45:24,380
You guys could have a conversation.

1023
00:45:24,380 --> 00:45:25,380
What are you talking about?

1024
00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:27,380
Nobody's trying to betray you.

1025
00:45:27,380 --> 00:45:30,380
The yonti told me one of you is a traitor.

1026
00:45:30,380 --> 00:45:32,380
Well, there's your problem right there.

1027
00:45:32,380 --> 00:45:33,380
Why are you listening to them?

1028
00:45:33,380 --> 00:45:35,380
We've been with you a long time.

1029
00:45:35,380 --> 00:45:36,380
We're your friends.

1030
00:45:36,380 --> 00:45:37,380
I believe them.

1031
00:45:37,380 --> 00:45:38,380
Okay.

1032
00:45:38,380 --> 00:45:40,380
But why do you believe them?

1033
00:45:40,380 --> 00:45:42,380
You don't even know them.

1034
00:45:42,380 --> 00:45:44,380
Nulara, it's your turn.

1035
00:45:44,380 --> 00:45:45,380
Okay.

1036
00:45:45,380 --> 00:45:47,380
Am I prone?

1037
00:45:47,380 --> 00:45:48,380
Yeah.

1038
00:45:48,380 --> 00:45:54,380
You are not prone with Flint holding you down.

1039
00:45:54,380 --> 00:45:59,380
So you would have to make a strength contest to try and knock him off and then you could

1040
00:45:59,380 --> 00:46:01,380
stand up.

1041
00:46:01,380 --> 00:46:02,380
Okay.

1042
00:46:02,380 --> 00:46:04,380
Or grab for your weapon or something.

1043
00:46:04,380 --> 00:46:05,380
Okay.

1044
00:46:05,380 --> 00:46:12,380
Well, I'll try and get up first because swordplay while prone is very difficult,

1045
00:46:12,380 --> 00:46:16,380
especially with a dwarf on you.

1046
00:46:16,380 --> 00:46:18,380
So 12.

1047
00:46:18,380 --> 00:46:21,380
Yeah, I got 10.

1048
00:46:21,380 --> 00:46:22,380
Funny.

1049
00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:27,380
I just had my worst strength roll last strength contest and that it was probably yours.

1050
00:46:27,380 --> 00:46:28,380
Okay.

1051
00:46:28,380 --> 00:46:31,380
So I guess I get up, like I push him off me and get up.

1052
00:46:31,380 --> 00:46:33,380
But is that my whole turn now?

1053
00:46:33,380 --> 00:46:38,380
Like getting up from prone means that's like my whole thing, isn't it?

1054
00:46:38,380 --> 00:46:40,380
It's half your movement.

1055
00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:41,380
Okay.

1056
00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:44,380
So I will grab my sword.

1057
00:46:44,380 --> 00:46:49,380
I guess attack my friend Flint.

1058
00:46:49,380 --> 00:46:51,380
And that's a 29.

1059
00:46:51,380 --> 00:46:55,380
Oh my God.

1060
00:46:55,380 --> 00:47:01,380
So good thing he's a big strong dwarf.

1061
00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:04,380
Oh God.

1062
00:47:04,380 --> 00:47:07,380
16 damage.

1063
00:47:07,380 --> 00:47:10,380
You okie dokie?

1064
00:47:10,380 --> 00:47:12,380
That's nothing to Flint.

1065
00:47:12,380 --> 00:47:17,380
He's very robust.

1066
00:47:17,380 --> 00:47:19,380
Do I get my second attack or not?

1067
00:47:19,380 --> 00:47:23,380
Because I was prone and I was using all my time to stand up.

1068
00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:26,380
Yeah, we'll say your strength contest was your first action.

1069
00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:30,380
So, oh, hey, once again, like last time I was mind-crazed.

1070
00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:32,380
Yeah.

1071
00:47:32,380 --> 00:47:37,380
Donnie is going to try and give me a little chomp to wake me up.

1072
00:47:37,380 --> 00:47:41,380
Go Donnie.

1073
00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:44,380
That is a 21.

1074
00:47:44,380 --> 00:47:47,380
So that does.

1075
00:47:47,380 --> 00:47:50,380
Now I'm just now I'm rolling damage against myself.

1076
00:47:50,380 --> 00:47:53,380
So that's a thing that's happening.

1077
00:47:53,380 --> 00:47:55,380
It's like four damage.

1078
00:47:55,380 --> 00:48:00,380
So I guess I don't on my turn get a chance to try to wake up from this business.

1079
00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:02,380
No, no, not this one.

1080
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:03,380
Great.

1081
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:08,380
How about because Donnie and I are telepathically linked,

1082
00:48:08,380 --> 00:48:13,380
he would have been able to see what I saw when I looked in the chamber.

1083
00:48:13,380 --> 00:48:22,380
So he can now share that information with my friends so that they know there's three Yanti and probably Vram in that chamber.

1084
00:48:22,380 --> 00:48:27,380
Yeah, because we're going to have to kill them to make you back to yourself.

1085
00:48:27,380 --> 00:48:34,380
Yeah. So Donnie, in your minds, Flint and Thea is like,

1086
00:48:34,380 --> 00:48:40,380
Oh, there's some snake guys in there and she's gone all whoopee again.

1087
00:48:40,380 --> 00:48:43,380
Maybe you guys want to go in there.

1088
00:48:43,380 --> 00:48:45,380
I don't know about her.

1089
00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:50,380
I'll try and hold her off and do something crazy like wave my hands in the air.

1090
00:48:50,380 --> 00:48:52,380
Like you just don't care?

1091
00:48:52,380 --> 00:48:56,380
Yeah, that's going to be a good song someday.

1092
00:48:56,380 --> 00:49:00,380
Are you are you poisoned right now?

1093
00:49:00,380 --> 00:49:03,380
Just brain poisoned probably.

1094
00:49:03,380 --> 00:49:06,380
No, I meant by Donnie's bite. Are you like paralyzed?

1095
00:49:06,380 --> 00:49:08,380
Oh, well, he doesn't have to do that.

1096
00:49:08,380 --> 00:49:10,380
He's got a bite or a sting.

1097
00:49:10,380 --> 00:49:13,380
Oh, I gotcha.

1098
00:49:13,380 --> 00:49:19,380
He's a little creature that's like what the fuck and he's trying to wake me up, but he wasn't actually trying to hurt me.

1099
00:49:19,380 --> 00:49:28,380
You see, you know, you hear what Donnie tells you and then you see the image of the lit chamber and the Yanti waiting at the end.

1100
00:49:28,380 --> 00:49:31,380
And it's your turn.

1101
00:49:31,380 --> 00:49:42,380
Okay, I, I see this and I get it immediately because we had just gone through this in the chamber with the basin, the puddle.

1102
00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:43,380
Yep.

1103
00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:45,380
Stupid puddle.

1104
00:49:45,380 --> 00:49:48,380
So I how far is it?

1105
00:49:48,380 --> 00:49:52,380
Can I in my turn run into that chamber?

1106
00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:56,380
I can't believe we got very far.

1107
00:49:56,380 --> 00:49:58,380
What's your speed as a wolf?

1108
00:49:58,380 --> 00:50:02,380
As a wolf?

1109
00:50:02,380 --> 00:50:04,380
All of the speed.

1110
00:50:04,380 --> 00:50:05,380
50 feet.

1111
00:50:05,380 --> 00:50:07,380
Oh, Jesus.

1112
00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:08,380
See, I told you.

1113
00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:15,380
You would make it into the chamber and about two thirds of the way to the Yanti if you were to dash.

1114
00:50:15,380 --> 00:50:17,380
I will dash.

1115
00:50:17,380 --> 00:50:27,380
You run down the hall leaping past your friends, round the corner and run into what you now see as this lit room.

1116
00:50:27,380 --> 00:50:32,380
Along the walls you see the six serpents lit by green flame.

1117
00:50:32,380 --> 00:50:33,380
Make a perception roll.

1118
00:50:33,380 --> 00:50:34,380
21.

1119
00:50:34,380 --> 00:50:43,380
You look side to side at this as you're running into this room and you see eyes of Yanti behind each of the statues.

1120
00:50:43,380 --> 00:50:53,380
And you make it two thirds of the way to the throne where the Yanti priestess will call her is sitting.

1121
00:50:53,380 --> 00:50:57,380
And the other are standing by and you see Veram as well.

1122
00:50:57,380 --> 00:51:01,380
Sorry.

1123
00:51:01,380 --> 00:51:05,380
How many feet between me and the Yanti and Veram and blah, blah, blah?

1124
00:51:05,380 --> 00:51:08,380
You're about 30 feet from them.

1125
00:51:08,380 --> 00:51:10,380
Damn.

1126
00:51:10,380 --> 00:51:11,380
Okay.

1127
00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:14,380
Can I turn back into myself and have my action?

1128
00:51:14,380 --> 00:51:16,380
Your action was your dash.

1129
00:51:16,380 --> 00:51:17,380
That is an action.

1130
00:51:17,380 --> 00:51:18,380
Oh, I didn't know that.

1131
00:51:18,380 --> 00:51:19,380
That you double your speed.

1132
00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:20,380
Oh, okay.

1133
00:51:20,380 --> 00:51:22,380
So I'm just in there now.

1134
00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:23,380
Okay.

1135
00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:24,380
Yup.

1136
00:51:24,380 --> 00:51:25,380
Fuck.

1137
00:51:25,380 --> 00:51:26,380
Okay.

1138
00:51:26,380 --> 00:51:29,380
Well, you know, I'm upset and I make poor decisions.

1139
00:51:29,380 --> 00:51:31,380
That's fair.

1140
00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:32,380
We'll see.

1141
00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:35,380
But Amy is going to use a healing surge before the end of her turn, right?

1142
00:51:35,380 --> 00:51:36,380
Absolutely, I am.

1143
00:51:36,380 --> 00:51:37,380
Uh-huh.

1144
00:51:37,380 --> 00:51:39,380
How do I do that?

1145
00:51:39,380 --> 00:51:41,380
Are you still a wolf or are you still?

1146
00:51:41,380 --> 00:51:42,380
I'm still a wolf.

1147
00:51:42,380 --> 00:51:43,380
So you have to do a spell slot.

1148
00:51:43,380 --> 00:51:44,380
Shit.

1149
00:51:44,380 --> 00:51:46,380
Guys, I'm using all my spells.

1150
00:51:46,380 --> 00:51:49,380
Oh, maybe that's a bad idea.

1151
00:51:49,380 --> 00:51:54,380
No, I still have decent, I've got 67 hit points.

1152
00:51:54,380 --> 00:51:58,380
So it's more than Thea has ever had.

1153
00:51:58,380 --> 00:52:01,380
It's way more than I have.

1154
00:52:01,380 --> 00:52:04,380
So Flint, you're up.

1155
00:52:04,380 --> 00:52:08,380
I'm going to dash my way to, I guess, just outside of that room because I don't

1156
00:52:08,380 --> 00:52:10,380
think I can cover quite the distance that Wolfie could.

1157
00:52:10,380 --> 00:52:11,380
You can just run.

1158
00:52:11,380 --> 00:52:16,380
You don't necessarily have to dash to make it to the entrance to the room.

1159
00:52:16,380 --> 00:52:22,380
Do you have anything you can throw from the doorway to, I don't know, try to hit the priestess in the face?

1160
00:52:22,380 --> 00:52:24,380
I do have hand axes that I can throw.

1161
00:52:24,380 --> 00:52:27,380
Want to throw what?

1162
00:52:27,380 --> 00:52:28,380
Sure, I'd love to.

1163
00:52:28,380 --> 00:52:29,380
Don't hit me.

1164
00:52:29,380 --> 00:52:32,380
Are you directly in my way?

1165
00:52:32,380 --> 00:52:34,380
Yeah, but I'm a wolf, so I'm short.

1166
00:52:34,380 --> 00:52:35,380
Oh, nice and low.

1167
00:52:35,380 --> 00:52:36,380
I'm not going to.

1168
00:52:36,380 --> 00:52:37,380
Yeah, no problem.

1169
00:52:37,380 --> 00:52:39,380
It's a large chamber that you're entering into.

1170
00:52:39,380 --> 00:52:41,380
OK, so how far away are they?

1171
00:52:41,380 --> 00:52:43,380
About 75 feet from the doorway.

1172
00:52:43,380 --> 00:52:47,380
OK.

1173
00:52:47,380 --> 00:52:49,380
Bonus, 17.

1174
00:52:49,380 --> 00:52:50,380
Which one are you aiming for?

1175
00:52:50,380 --> 00:52:52,380
The one that's on the throne, I would assume.

1176
00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:54,380
Is that not the priestess?

1177
00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:55,380
Always aim for the one on the throne.

1178
00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:57,380
Yeah.

1179
00:52:57,380 --> 00:52:59,380
Like, if you come for the throne, you better not miss.

1180
00:52:59,380 --> 00:53:01,380
That's all I'm saying.

1181
00:53:01,380 --> 00:53:06,380
That is true for battle in these circumstances and also bathrooms.

1182
00:53:06,380 --> 00:53:09,380
So the...

1183
00:53:09,380 --> 00:53:14,380
Yeah, you strike the priestess, who is all serpent form.

1184
00:53:14,380 --> 00:53:19,380
She has two arms, but they are covered in scales.

1185
00:53:19,380 --> 00:53:22,380
She has a snake head and a long serpent body.

1186
00:53:22,380 --> 00:53:26,380
And yes, you strike her with one of your axes.

1187
00:53:26,380 --> 00:53:29,380
Four damage.

1188
00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:32,380
I expect so much more from you every time.

1189
00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:33,380
It's a throwing axe.

1190
00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:34,380
I know.

1191
00:53:34,380 --> 00:53:37,380
Like, I'm not surprised because of the weapon.

1192
00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:40,380
It's just you.

1193
00:53:40,380 --> 00:53:41,380
So it glances...

1194
00:53:41,380 --> 00:53:43,380
Oh, wait.

1195
00:53:43,380 --> 00:53:45,380
Go for it.

1196
00:53:45,380 --> 00:53:47,380
Wondering if I should change what I was thinking of doing

1197
00:53:47,380 --> 00:53:49,380
instead of just the throwing axe.

1198
00:53:49,380 --> 00:53:51,380
It's all right. It's too late for that.

1199
00:53:51,380 --> 00:53:52,380
Throwing axe is fine.

1200
00:53:52,380 --> 00:53:54,380
Yeah, you've released.

1201
00:53:54,380 --> 00:53:58,380
Yeah, so it kind of hits her in the shoulder

1202
00:53:58,380 --> 00:54:03,380
and you see a bit of blood come off of that wound.

1203
00:54:03,380 --> 00:54:07,380
Does she say, nobody makes me bleed my own blood?

1204
00:54:07,380 --> 00:54:09,380
A little more serpentine.

1205
00:54:09,380 --> 00:54:13,380
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.

1206
00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:18,380
Since I was running down the hallway,

1207
00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:21,380
is that like all of my actions or do I still have my second attack?

1208
00:54:21,380 --> 00:54:23,380
You still have your second attack.

1209
00:54:23,380 --> 00:54:24,380
All right.

1210
00:54:24,380 --> 00:54:29,380
And I do believe I still have one of those ice grenades.

1211
00:54:29,380 --> 00:54:30,380
Yep.

1212
00:54:30,380 --> 00:54:33,380
I had two and I only ever used the one.

1213
00:54:33,380 --> 00:54:36,380
So let me paint the picture for you, though.

1214
00:54:36,380 --> 00:54:37,380
Okay.

1215
00:54:37,380 --> 00:54:40,380
Priestess is sitting on the throne.

1216
00:54:40,380 --> 00:54:41,380
Oh, crap.

1217
00:54:41,380 --> 00:54:42,380
Veram's right there.

1218
00:54:42,380 --> 00:54:46,380
Veram is directly in front of her and he looks pretty beat up.

1219
00:54:46,380 --> 00:54:51,380
He is like clinging on to life right now.

1220
00:54:51,380 --> 00:54:56,380
And there are two other Yon-T standing kind of just behind her.

1221
00:54:56,380 --> 00:55:01,380
Okay, let me grab my notes and see what I wrote down about that stupid ice grenade.

1222
00:55:01,380 --> 00:55:02,380
One sec.

1223
00:55:02,380 --> 00:55:03,380
I got it right here.

1224
00:55:03,380 --> 00:55:04,380
20-foot blast radius.

1225
00:55:04,380 --> 00:55:07,380
Each creature must take a DC 15 deck saving throw,

1226
00:55:07,380 --> 00:55:11,380
taking 5d6 piercing, 2d4 cold, half on a successful save.

1227
00:55:11,380 --> 00:55:14,380
You have a range of 60 feet, so you can't even throw it that far.

1228
00:55:14,380 --> 00:55:17,380
You would hit the wolf.

1229
00:55:17,380 --> 00:55:18,380
Awesome.

1230
00:55:18,380 --> 00:55:21,380
I'm going to do that immediately because it will give the wolf superpowers.

1231
00:55:21,380 --> 00:55:22,380
Oh, my God.

1232
00:55:22,380 --> 00:55:23,380
It probably would.

1233
00:55:23,380 --> 00:55:24,380
I can't take cold damage.

1234
00:55:24,380 --> 00:55:26,380
I'm a winter wolf.

1235
00:55:26,380 --> 00:55:27,380
Yeah, okay.

1236
00:55:27,380 --> 00:55:29,380
I guess I'll just whip another axe in at the priestess.

1237
00:55:29,380 --> 00:55:32,380
Sure.

1238
00:55:32,380 --> 00:55:33,380
15.

1239
00:55:33,380 --> 00:55:36,380
15 will hit.

1240
00:55:36,380 --> 00:55:37,380
Oh, okay.

1241
00:55:37,380 --> 00:55:39,380
I was not expecting that.

1242
00:55:39,380 --> 00:55:41,380
4 damage.

1243
00:55:41,380 --> 00:55:42,380
Okay.

1244
00:55:42,380 --> 00:55:44,380
Nulara, you're up.

1245
00:55:44,380 --> 00:55:45,380
Okay.

1246
00:55:45,380 --> 00:55:50,380
I guess I come into the chamber and...

1247
00:55:50,380 --> 00:55:53,380
You are directly behind Flint as you walk around this corner.

1248
00:55:53,380 --> 00:55:56,380
But she had to like move around Donnie,

1249
00:55:56,380 --> 00:55:58,380
so that obviously would have sapped something.

1250
00:55:58,380 --> 00:56:00,380
And he was waving his hands.

1251
00:56:00,380 --> 00:56:01,380
Hey, guys, she's coming.

1252
00:56:01,380 --> 00:56:04,380
She's coming.

1253
00:56:04,380 --> 00:56:07,380
He like bitten her pant leg and was like trying to slow her down.

1254
00:56:07,380 --> 00:56:09,380
He wrapped around her leg.

1255
00:56:09,380 --> 00:56:11,380
She's just calling him down the...

1256
00:56:11,380 --> 00:56:14,380
So it's not a surprise then just because...

1257
00:56:14,380 --> 00:56:15,380
Because Donnie's yelling.

1258
00:56:15,380 --> 00:56:16,380
Donnie's yelling.

1259
00:56:16,380 --> 00:56:17,380
She's coming.

1260
00:56:17,380 --> 00:56:18,380
She's coming, guys.

1261
00:56:18,380 --> 00:56:21,380
Well, and it's not like it would have been a surprise anyway.

1262
00:56:21,380 --> 00:56:23,380
Flint is a battle-hardened warrior.

1263
00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:27,380
Clearly the other person he was fighting he doesn't just like forget about.

1264
00:56:27,380 --> 00:56:32,380
But I guess I am going to try and attack him again.

1265
00:56:32,380 --> 00:56:36,380
I'm pretty sure I failed though, so that's 15.

1266
00:56:36,380 --> 00:56:37,380
Not enough.

1267
00:56:37,380 --> 00:56:38,380
Okay.

1268
00:56:38,380 --> 00:56:41,380
Second attack is a 19.

1269
00:56:41,380 --> 00:56:42,380
That's enough.

1270
00:56:42,380 --> 00:56:47,380
I'm sorry.

1271
00:56:47,380 --> 00:56:49,380
16 damage.

1272
00:56:49,380 --> 00:56:51,380
At least you're consistent.

1273
00:56:51,380 --> 00:56:53,380
Okay.

1274
00:56:53,380 --> 00:57:01,380
Donnie's not going to try to attack me because last time all he did was hurt me.

1275
00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:02,380
He's a little tired out.

1276
00:57:02,380 --> 00:57:03,380
Yeah.

1277
00:57:03,380 --> 00:57:09,380
I think he is probably just, yeah, still trying to try that arm waving,

1278
00:57:09,380 --> 00:57:14,380
trying to send me like telepathic signals about not killing my friends.

1279
00:57:14,380 --> 00:57:15,380
You know, the usual.

1280
00:57:15,380 --> 00:57:20,380
Shows you images of all of you kind of cozied up by the fire along the trail.

1281
00:57:20,380 --> 00:57:21,380
Exactly.

1282
00:57:21,380 --> 00:57:23,380
Remember the good times.

1283
00:57:23,380 --> 00:57:26,380
That time Flint baked cheesecake for everyone.

1284
00:57:26,380 --> 00:57:33,380
New Laura, at the end of your turn, you hear the same voice in your head say stop.

1285
00:57:33,380 --> 00:57:38,380
And you put your arms down and your sword drops to your side.

1286
00:57:38,380 --> 00:57:41,380
And you feel like you can't move.

1287
00:57:41,380 --> 00:57:44,380
Now it's the auntie priestess's turn.

1288
00:57:44,380 --> 00:57:48,380
And she slithers forward.

1289
00:57:48,380 --> 00:57:52,380
And she says,

1290
00:57:52,380 --> 00:57:58,380
Why are you in our temple directing it towards Flint?

1291
00:57:58,380 --> 00:58:03,380
Because she doesn't know that the wolf can talk.

1292
00:58:03,380 --> 00:58:06,380
And I will use that to my advantage somehow.

1293
00:58:06,380 --> 00:58:08,380
We came to stop you.

1294
00:58:08,380 --> 00:58:11,380
You came to stop me.

1295
00:58:11,380 --> 00:58:12,380
It has nothing.

1296
00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:13,380
Yeah, that's what I said.

1297
00:58:13,380 --> 00:58:14,380
It has nothing to do.

1298
00:58:14,380 --> 00:58:16,380
No, that's what I said.

1299
00:58:16,380 --> 00:58:17,380
With this dwarf.

1300
00:58:17,380 --> 00:58:20,380
I just keep cutting her off.

1301
00:58:20,380 --> 00:58:22,380
Make a wisdom saving throw.

1302
00:58:22,380 --> 00:58:24,380
Oh no, no.

1303
00:58:24,380 --> 00:58:25,380
It's all right.

1304
00:58:25,380 --> 00:58:26,380
I feel good about it.

1305
00:58:26,380 --> 00:58:27,380
I feel good about it.

1306
00:58:27,380 --> 00:58:28,380
Oh, 14.

1307
00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:29,380
I think that's what I rolled, dude.

1308
00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:30,380
Yeah.

1309
00:58:30,380 --> 00:58:34,380
You hear her in your mind and she says,

1310
00:58:34,380 --> 00:58:38,380
You only wish you could stop me.

1311
00:58:38,380 --> 00:58:42,380
Now I must ask you to hurt your friend.

1312
00:59:05,380 --> 00:59:09,380
That's what I said.

1313
00:59:09,380 --> 00:59:19,380
Yes.

1314
00:59:19,380 --> 00:59:21,380
That's what I said.

1315
00:59:21,380 --> 00:59:22,380
It's your fault.

1316
00:59:22,380 --> 00:59:23,380
You're in.

1317
00:59:23,380 --> 00:59:24,380
You're in.

1318
00:59:24,380 --> 00:59:25,380
You're in.

1319
00:59:25,380 --> 00:59:27,380
I don't know.

1320
00:59:27,380 --> 00:59:28,380
You don't.

1321
00:59:28,380 --> 00:59:29,380
You don't.

1322
00:59:29,380 --> 00:59:30,380
I don't know.

1323
00:59:30,380 --> 00:59:31,380
You don't.

1324
00:59:31,380 --> 00:59:32,380
You don't.

1325
00:59:32,380 --> 00:59:39,420
find us at Patreon.com slash DumbDragonCast. All of our socials are listed at DumbDragons.com or you

1326
00:59:39,420 --> 00:59:43,900
can find the links to share with your friends and family who may be into us in the description below,

1327
00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:49,340
along with every other link mentioned today. As always, if you don't mind leaving a review

1328
00:59:49,340 --> 00:59:54,539
on iTunes or Stitcher or anywhere else they allow reviews, I think Facebook allows reviews

1329
00:59:54,539 --> 00:59:58,860
now and I've got that figured out, that would mean the world to us. It's something that

1330
00:59:59,660 --> 01:00:03,980
really really helps the growth of smaller podcasts like ours. The next episode we're

1331
01:00:03,980 --> 01:00:08,539
gearing up for is coming out December 20th and I don't want to reveal too much because that'll

1332
01:00:08,539 --> 01:00:12,300
ruin the end of the episode so let's not do that. Let's just say we're really excited

1333
01:00:12,300 --> 01:00:16,620
for these next couple episodes. We put a lot into them and we hope that you enjoy them as

1334
01:00:16,620 --> 01:00:23,019
well. Let's see if Thea, Flint and New Laura are able to get out of this slippery situation.

1335
01:00:23,019 --> 01:00:24,699
We'll chat in a couple weeks. Talk to you later.

1336
01:00:30,139 --> 01:00:32,619
But it's Thea's turn. Where is she?

1337
01:00:34,619 --> 01:00:36,940
She's like 20 feet in front of you.

1338
01:00:38,219 --> 01:00:43,340
Yeah she is. Okay, okay, so here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna run at her. I'm gonna

1339
01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:48,940
jump over top of her. I'm gonna land behind her. I'm gonna whip around. I'm gonna cold

1340
01:00:48,940 --> 01:00:54,059
blaspheme. She's about 15 feet tall and you're about 20 feet behind her. How's the guy hiking

1341
01:00:54,059 --> 01:01:00,460
you straight jump? I don't know. I don't think that's a trait. You're also entering her zone

1342
01:01:00,460 --> 01:01:06,539
so she can like try and hit you as you go by. Whatever you want to do though. Can I just

1343
01:01:06,539 --> 01:01:12,059
walk around her then? Okay, I walk. It's less cool but it gets a jump down again. Yeah sure.

1344
01:01:12,059 --> 01:01:16,380
I walk around her. No, it's fine. It's not like we're trying to entertain people with this

1345
01:01:16,380 --> 01:01:26,220
or whatever. So I walk around her lazily because she doesn't know that I'm a creature

1346
01:01:26,220 --> 01:01:33,900
of intelligence. Maybe I'm gonna go pee on something she didn't know. So I walk behind

1347
01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:41,660
her and I turn and I do this so that I don't hit Varam as I cold breath the bitch.

1348
01:01:41,659 --> 01:01:48,379
She's obviously watching you do this so she makes her dexterity saving throw

1349
01:01:49,099 --> 01:01:54,059
which is an eight. Well she's gonna she's gonna get the full brunt of my cold. Sounds more

1350
01:01:54,059 --> 01:02:00,299
like she didn't make it. Welcome to the cold zone. I say that out loud just to shock her like

1351
01:02:00,299 --> 01:02:08,619
hey I can speak you dumb bitch. Not like ice to meet you. Oh no that would have been so much better.

1352
01:02:08,619 --> 01:02:17,259
What killed the dinosaurs? 21 cold damage. It was the ice age guys the ice age. Yeah yeah yeah.

1353
01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:24,699
I was with you because I was like right there for those those amazing bad Batman movie puns.

1354
01:02:26,460 --> 01:02:35,259
So the other two yonti it's their turn and they rush youth yeah and they are two

1355
01:02:35,740 --> 01:02:43,740
uh human human type yonti with snake heads brandishing scimitars. So first one comes to

1356
01:02:43,740 --> 01:02:51,660
attack you wolf. With his scimitar making two attacks. I lift my leg and I pee on him.

1357
01:02:52,780 --> 01:03:00,620
So that's a 22 and a 22. Yeah that hits. We're gonna die here guys. Hey where's the

1358
01:03:00,619 --> 01:03:07,579
confidence? I'm just frozen in game so I don't really have much. So that's nine slashing damage

1359
01:03:07,579 --> 01:03:18,940
from the first guy. That's a 17 and a 15. Um I think both of those hit me yep. That's 12

1360
01:03:18,940 --> 01:03:29,739
slashing damage and then as they strike you 10 more yonti step from behind the statues.

1361
01:03:30,619 --> 01:03:40,380
I yell it's on and the priestess says we don't want any more to die. I say give us varam

1362
01:03:40,940 --> 01:03:50,859
and she slithers quickly to varam and pulls out a dagger that looks like a snake penis dragon

1363
01:03:50,860 --> 01:04:00,140
tooth. So close. So close. That looks like a dragon tooth. Which incidentally enough

1364
01:04:00,140 --> 01:04:06,300
looks like a snake penis. And holds it to his neck. He has promised us wealth for releasing

1365
01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:13,340
him. If you look for him you give us wealth. Well I think he's lying because nobody wants

1366
01:04:13,340 --> 01:04:22,380
him. If he lies he dies. Oh good rhyme. He appreciates the rhyming. And she says

1367
01:04:22,940 --> 01:04:30,620
attack and flint it's your turn. No I'm the only one on my team.

1368
01:04:33,660 --> 01:04:38,460
How far away? They're still like way away from me. You got a good distance but you've been

1369
01:04:38,460 --> 01:04:48,539
given a direct order to attack. So you are 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70. So you're 70 feet so

1370
01:04:49,420 --> 01:04:56,860
yeah. Well I walk my 30 feet closer. He's kind of saunter he's like do do do do.

1371
01:04:57,740 --> 01:05:03,659
Nulara it's your turn then. Oh I'm am I unfrozen? Yeah you've also been given the

1372
01:05:03,659 --> 01:05:09,980
order to attack. Okay I guess I just trundle along 30 feet behind flint.

1373
01:05:11,980 --> 01:05:18,619
It's a really slow death I'm looking at here. As you are both walking towards Thea all the

1374
01:05:18,619 --> 01:05:27,339
other yonti begin to crowd around as well and she says there is a way out. You must never

1375
01:05:27,339 --> 01:05:33,339
come back here. Can we take Varam? She looks down to him and she says Varam is of no use

1376
01:05:34,220 --> 01:05:41,740
to us anymore but I do not wish any more of the yonti to die. I can appreciate that.

1377
01:05:41,740 --> 01:05:48,060
You know family I get it. What if we- Are we in a Fast and Furious movie?

1378
01:05:49,260 --> 01:05:56,300
Yes. Family. So all right so you'll let my friend's brains go.

1379
01:05:57,020 --> 01:06:01,740
They're weak it's not their fault. We'll take Varam off your hands for you.

1380
01:06:02,380 --> 01:06:09,260
We will never return. Deal? The deal seems fine. It's very generous of you.

1381
01:06:09,260 --> 01:06:15,900
You turn around and all of the yonti and flint and Nulara are standing directly behind you

1382
01:06:15,900 --> 01:06:22,620
at this point and she says stop and flint and Nulara you get your minds back.

1383
01:06:23,180 --> 01:06:28,060
There is a seerage to pee. And she hands you the chains that are around

1384
01:06:28,059 --> 01:06:32,699
Varam's neck and says he is yours. I put them in my mouth.

1385
01:06:37,340 --> 01:06:38,779
Dog walking its master. Yep.

1386
01:06:41,179 --> 01:06:48,619
He is quite incapacitated himself. He's kind of mumbling nonsense it seems right now.

1387
01:06:50,219 --> 01:06:51,820
Guys he's going to be super useful.

1388
01:06:51,820 --> 01:07:00,140
He's already tied up so it'll be easy to throw him in a river.

1389
01:07:03,900 --> 01:07:07,900
Maybe we could give him a healing potion or something before we go so he can at least walk.

1390
01:07:07,900 --> 01:07:10,620
That's you flint. I think you're the only prepared one.

1391
01:07:12,460 --> 01:07:16,460
Like that I can't cast a spell. I toss him a healing potion.

1392
01:07:17,340 --> 01:07:22,220
Can he catch it? No it hits his chest and shatters on the ground.

1393
01:07:24,220 --> 01:07:26,619
Flashbacks. I know right?

1394
01:07:26,619 --> 01:07:28,860
Traumatic flashbacks. I told you he was incapacitated and

1395
01:07:28,860 --> 01:07:33,260
speaking gibberish. Are you sure that it was a healing potion and not a pass without a trace

1396
01:07:33,260 --> 01:07:37,820
potion? Don't go fuck yourselves. Jesus okay.

1397
01:07:37,820 --> 01:07:41,019
Do you toss it to him or do you like hand it to him and feed it to him?

1398
01:07:42,380 --> 01:07:45,900
Well if he's that much of an invalid I guess I baby bird it to him.

1399
01:07:46,460 --> 01:07:52,940
We all look on horrified. As flint.

1400
01:07:52,940 --> 01:07:57,340
It's a dwarf thing guys. Puts the potion into his mouth

1401
01:07:57,340 --> 01:08:00,940
and then just regurgitates it into Veram's open mouth.

1402
01:08:02,139 --> 01:08:05,659
Flint we'll say you get a hit point back from that too.

1403
01:08:06,699 --> 01:08:09,019
Hey look at that. Worth it.

1404
01:08:09,019 --> 01:08:11,900
And Veram regains six hit points from that.

1405
01:08:11,900 --> 01:08:21,420
And he kind of comes to a little bit. You can see he's a little more conscious in what's happening

1406
01:08:21,420 --> 01:08:26,140
but he doesn't you know say much. What do you guys do?

1407
01:08:26,140 --> 01:08:27,420
Come with me if you want to live.

1408
01:08:28,300 --> 01:08:31,980
And he screams because there's a wolf talking to him and he's surrounded by snake people.

1409
01:08:34,220 --> 01:08:38,140
What's the quickest way out of here your your highness?

1410
01:08:39,260 --> 01:08:40,460
Back the way you came.

1411
01:08:41,020 --> 01:08:49,180
Indeedy do. I turn and just start walking out.

1412
01:08:49,180 --> 01:08:51,340
We'll be off then. Good day to you.

1413
01:08:51,340 --> 01:08:58,300
The yonti part and you walk back out of this chamber and as you step through the opening to

1414
01:08:58,300 --> 01:09:05,020
this chamber the green lights flames behind you extinguish and the shadows of the yonti

1415
01:09:05,020 --> 01:09:11,340
disappear into the darkness and you walk back down the hallway and it as you are walking

1416
01:09:11,900 --> 01:09:17,820
it appears to be still undulating but as you walk down it it straightens out as you are

1417
01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:24,060
walking the spell seemingly disappearing behind it you walk across the bridge and back up

1418
01:09:24,060 --> 01:09:33,100
through to the door where Diderius's tomb is and the stone wall grinds open you walk back

1419
01:09:33,100 --> 01:09:43,660
through and down into the lunch room where the bearded devils are and they all jump up

1420
01:09:43,660 --> 01:09:47,660
as you turn through and they say what have you done to master?

1421
01:09:47,660 --> 01:09:49,020
Oh this guy?

1422
01:09:49,020 --> 01:09:53,100
For him yes you know you asked about him you found him what did you do to him?

1423
01:09:53,100 --> 01:09:53,740
No we.

1424
01:09:53,740 --> 01:09:54,860
Yeah we found him.

1425
01:09:54,860 --> 01:09:56,780
We found him we saved him.

1426
01:09:56,780 --> 01:09:57,260
You're welcome.

1427
01:09:57,260 --> 01:10:02,539
You lost your master you are terrible subjects and horrible things are going to come

1428
01:10:03,100 --> 01:10:03,420
to you.

1429
01:10:04,220 --> 01:10:11,420
Well danger at door hasn't opened yet so they can't be coming soon um okay and they

1430
01:10:11,420 --> 01:10:14,860
kind of step forward and try and grab at Varam to take him.

1431
01:10:17,020 --> 01:10:21,340
I growl but more ferocious.

1432
01:10:21,340 --> 01:10:23,420
I think that was more intimidating.

1433
01:10:25,420 --> 01:10:27,900
If I had hands I would have slapped away one of their hands

1434
01:10:28,539 --> 01:10:31,500
we're gonna go get him fixed up you guys have done enough.

1435
01:10:31,979 --> 01:10:32,939
Okay uh.

1436
01:10:32,939 --> 01:10:37,020
You sit and you watch the danger door sit sit.

1437
01:10:37,020 --> 01:10:37,979
They look to Varam.

1438
01:10:37,979 --> 01:10:38,539
So ironic.

1439
01:10:40,300 --> 01:10:44,140
And from behind I nod Varam's head forward we can get Bernie's style.

1440
01:10:45,579 --> 01:10:51,819
And they say okay master says we stay watch danger door you go on your way you bring

1441
01:10:51,819 --> 01:10:53,020
him back though.

1442
01:10:53,020 --> 01:10:54,060
Oh definitely.

1443
01:10:54,619 --> 01:10:57,100
Yeah I don't want to watch the danger door anymore.

1444
01:10:57,100 --> 01:10:57,579
Shut up.

1445
01:10:59,100 --> 01:11:03,420
And they go back to watch the danger door and you walk back up the stairs and through

1446
01:11:03,420 --> 01:11:11,740
the room with the throne and the the large Goliath type guy with the long beard and

1447
01:11:11,740 --> 01:11:16,140
toga and he turns to look at you and allows you back through.

1448
01:11:17,340 --> 01:11:22,620
So you still have the you continuing on there's the door to the library.

1449
01:11:22,620 --> 01:11:24,460
I know god we promised books.

1450
01:11:25,980 --> 01:11:26,700
Oh yeah.

1451
01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:27,979
We haven't found any books.

1452
01:11:28,699 --> 01:11:32,380
Should we just pop in and just let her know we haven't forgotten about her.

1453
01:11:33,659 --> 01:11:38,539
I like I feel really bad you know like she died doing her like job and now she still

1454
01:11:38,539 --> 01:11:44,939
can't do her job but I mean it's part of a bigger thing that we're working on

1455
01:11:44,939 --> 01:11:46,619
or do we just do we just ghost.

1456
01:11:48,220 --> 01:11:49,179
No pun intended.

1457
01:11:51,340 --> 01:11:52,380
Because she is one.

1458
01:11:53,340 --> 01:11:55,019
Thoughts feeling.

1459
01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:58,700
I'm torn I like I want to just go but I feel bad.

1460
01:11:58,700 --> 01:11:59,740
I also feel bad.

1461
01:11:59,740 --> 01:12:04,700
I'm wondering like will she appreciate it or will she be like you didn't fulfill

1462
01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:08,540
your promise and then all the doors will lock and roll for initiative.

1463
01:12:08,540 --> 01:12:13,020
Like this is this is what I think too but I feel bad.

1464
01:12:13,020 --> 01:12:17,740
You know what being nice member she was our friend kind of in theory.

1465
01:12:17,740 --> 01:12:19,660
Does Ram have any books in his pockets.

1466
01:12:19,660 --> 01:12:20,540
No good question.

1467
01:12:22,300 --> 01:12:23,100
We first come.

1468
01:12:23,100 --> 01:12:26,220
Search he doesn't appear to have any books in his pockets.

1469
01:12:27,100 --> 01:12:28,380
It's probably a literary guys.

1470
01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:35,579
Because it's probably like a source of shame for him and we've just exposed that shame.

1471
01:12:38,460 --> 01:12:40,060
I think we should just pop in quickly.

1472
01:12:40,060 --> 01:12:41,500
I think we should do the honest thing.

1473
01:12:42,620 --> 01:12:44,700
I think that that's what our characters would do

1474
01:12:45,980 --> 01:12:47,900
because we try to do the right thing.

1475
01:12:47,900 --> 01:12:49,260
Yes I agree.

1476
01:12:49,260 --> 01:12:49,900
Sure yeah.

1477
01:12:50,540 --> 01:12:53,500
So you begin walking through the throne chamber.

1478
01:12:54,540 --> 01:12:57,020
Everybody make a perception check.

1479
01:13:00,380 --> 01:13:00,940
17.

1480
01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:02,700
18.

1481
01:13:02,700 --> 01:13:05,260
Wouldn't have minded that I'm a wisdom throw from before.

1482
01:13:05,820 --> 01:13:06,940
8.

1483
01:13:06,940 --> 01:13:09,660
I'm too busy just holding on to Ram to perceive.

1484
01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:14,940
You begin walking through but the door is open the first door is open to where

1485
01:13:14,940 --> 01:13:18,700
the skeletons exploded and you initially took a lot of damage.

1486
01:13:20,140 --> 01:13:25,580
And you see in the pile of skeletons that seems less large now.

1487
01:13:26,700 --> 01:13:28,860
Some of them have seemingly cleared away.

1488
01:13:29,580 --> 01:13:34,380
You see a single book sticking up out of the wreckage.

1489
01:13:35,820 --> 01:13:38,060
I don't see this but I'm sure someone else.

1490
01:13:38,060 --> 01:13:38,940
No no.

1491
01:13:38,940 --> 01:13:41,340
New Laura and Flint both look and see this.

1492
01:13:42,060 --> 01:13:43,020
Okay go grab it.

1493
01:13:43,980 --> 01:13:46,220
And we started humming the reading rainbow theme.

1494
01:13:46,780 --> 01:13:54,699
And then you walk into the library and Ilda forms in front of you and says you have brought

1495
01:13:54,699 --> 01:13:56,619
you have brought what was that?

1496
01:13:57,579 --> 01:13:59,100
No don't worry about him it's cool it's cool.

1497
01:14:00,300 --> 01:14:05,020
You came you came back to fifth how was her voice she was an old lady.

1498
01:14:05,020 --> 01:14:09,659
Yeah oh yeah no ALex mentioned she's like she was she nearly

1499
01:14:09,659 --> 01:14:13,100
gone to a car accident with your old lady voice on the way to work apparently.

1500
01:14:13,820 --> 01:14:15,020
Hold on I need her voice.

1501
01:14:15,980 --> 01:14:16,940
Uh amazing.

1502
01:14:19,420 --> 01:14:26,860
What did you do here something something dark side okay you brought you brought book back

1503
01:14:26,860 --> 01:14:32,220
who is he he's it seems bad oh god you you brought me a book back.

1504
01:14:33,420 --> 01:14:34,220
She looks to you.

1505
01:14:35,260 --> 01:14:37,180
We did and I hand her the book.

1506
01:14:38,060 --> 01:14:39,580
She grabs it from you.

1507
01:14:40,140 --> 01:14:44,620
It drops through her hands and you have an awkward silent moment as you both realize

1508
01:14:44,619 --> 01:14:52,059
how stupid that was she initially does that then then it's like yeah I can hold things

1509
01:14:52,059 --> 01:14:53,819
I just do that to make fun of people.

1510
01:14:56,619 --> 01:15:01,979
Always joshing around this one and then she picks it up and kind of skims through it and

1511
01:15:01,979 --> 01:15:07,819
says this was master's book and she puts it back on the shelf and she says thank thank you

1512
01:15:08,779 --> 01:15:11,260
and as she looks to you she begins to

1513
01:15:11,900 --> 01:15:17,100
dissipate and there's a bright light and she is seemingly gone from the room.

1514
01:15:18,300 --> 01:15:23,579
Oh you guys guys we did something good we we had a problem we solved it.

1515
01:15:25,420 --> 01:15:30,300
I'm not crying dogs just a dog eyes just tear it's a thing.

1516
01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:41,500
Um you carry on back up through the narrow hallway where the the skeleton boulder

1517
01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:49,100
rolled down behind you and you see kind of along the the hallway and feel creeping past you

1518
01:15:49,739 --> 01:15:55,820
the bones and the fragments from the boulder moving along the side of the hallway back

1519
01:15:55,819 --> 01:16:03,899
up towards the mosaic sun and climbing back into um and you step into the room where you

1520
01:16:03,899 --> 01:16:12,460
fought the tiled chimera and you see the tiles moving back into place in this room as you walk

1521
01:16:12,460 --> 01:16:20,939
through it you step into the room with the hooded figures where flint was initially caught

1522
01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:28,140
and drawn into whatever trance he was in and their heads turn to meet you and you hear the

1523
01:16:28,140 --> 01:16:34,540
sound of grinding stone as they follow you out and you step out into the daylight and you look

1524
01:16:34,540 --> 01:16:40,700
and you see your horses tied up where you left them and you look to the sky and you see

1525
01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:46,780
Grancis yell down from his airship and said oh boy they kicked me out of the city and it's

1526
01:16:46,779 --> 01:16:54,619
only been a few days i didn't even last that long you guys done yet

1527
01:17:07,579 --> 01:17:12,139
music in today's episode was by Kavin mcleod of incompetent.filmmusic.io

1528
01:17:13,100 --> 01:17:17,820
1d8 plus my spellcasting modifier are you shitting me can i re-roll that

1529
01:17:18,700 --> 01:17:20,940
i didn't see it i didn't see it

1530
01:17:24,539 --> 01:17:29,500
Dumbgeons and dragons is a dumb dragons production